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    Jakob Augstein‏ @Augstein Mar 12

    Wahrer Beruf: Achtklässlerinpic.twitter.com/Sf87vYYwxk

    8:17 AM - 12 Mar 2018
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    • Murat Aktepe IkaRapka Silas Bünzen 💞💜بهية💚💞💛مصرية💞 SchmalzimOhr Corinna Jackisch Andreas Breiderhoff Terranova ⭕Frau J
    40 replies 17 retweets 116 likes
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      2. Maleika‏ @lionwoman18 Mar 12
        Replying to @Augstein

        Sind Ihnen heute keine besseren Witze eingefallen? Dann lieber lassen!

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Auggie_Wren‏ @Wookie_In_Crime Mar 12
        Replying to @lionwoman18 @Augstein

        Nein, deswegen musste er heute eine der unteren Schubladen bemühen! Sein Vater würde sich wahrscheinlich im Grabe umdrehen ob des Niveaus!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Maleika‏ @lionwoman18 Mar 12
        Replying to @Wookie_In_Crime @Augstein

        Manchmal sackt der dermaßen ab im Niveau! Wie der Augstein so war weiß ich nicht!

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      5. Auggie_Wren‏ @Wookie_In_Crime Mar 12
        Replying to @lionwoman18 @Augstein

        Der Augstein Rudolf? Er war herrlich bissig, fast immer gespickt mit geistreichem Sarkasmus, immer in der richtigen Dosis. Es zwickte irgendwie alle, aber es konnte letztlich auch (fast) jeder irgendwie annehmen!

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      6. Maleika‏ @lionwoman18 Mar 12
        Replying to @Wookie_In_Crime @Augstein

        Ist ja sein Stiefvater! Insofern andere Gene.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Golwar‏ @Golwar Mar 12
        Replying to @Augstein

        Klein-Jakob tobt sich heute mit niveauvollem Humor aus.

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      1. Wilfried‏ @Wilfrie96307942 Mar 12
        Replying to @Augstein @jeneregret16

        Ist das #indiefresse #bätschi? Wieso zeigen Sie deren 16%Unterschrift?

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      1. Philipp Hofmann‏ @PhilsDickeLippe Mar 12
        Replying to @Augstein

        Geht es noch tiefer?

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      1. Birgit Schultz‏ @_birgitschultz Mar 12
        Replying to @Augstein

        Dämlich

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      1. Weit im Westen‏ @Weit_im_Westen Mar 12
        Replying to @Augstein

        Jakob Augstein - wahrer Beruf: schlechtester Comedian Deutschlands

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      1. Nikolaus Krause jr.‏ @nikolauskrause2 Mar 12
        Replying to @Augstein

        Oh Mann, wie kindisch.

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      2. Julia Klewin  🇪🇺‏ @JulesKlewin Mar 12
        Replying to @Augstein

        Wieso geht das Niveaulimbo los, ohne dass ich Bescheid bekommen habe?

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      1. Mokel - Eierkuchen mit Schnokel‏ @newsmokel Mar 13
        Replying to @Augstein

        Manchmal ist es eine Depression, manchmal was Körperliches (z.B. Gehirntumor), wenn man plötzlich jegliches Feingefühl verliert UND das für angemessen hält.

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      1. David Blue‏ @M1k32017 Mar 13
        Replying to @Augstein

        Eine Beleidung für meine Klassenstufe. #BerlinerNiveau

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      1. Rita Groß , ❤Gegen Duckmäusertum in der Politik.‏ @Hundebrunomama Mar 12
        Replying to @Augstein

        Soviel doch?

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      1. Andreas Klitzsch‏ @AndreasKlitzsch Mar 12
        Replying to @Augstein

        Ich weigere mich zu glauben, das von Ihnen so ein niveauloser Tweet kommt...

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      1. Buddy P.‏ @BuddyPsInsights Mar 12
        Replying to @Augstein

        Meine Hoffnung, nach der Performance in den letzten Wochen, ist ja immer noch, dass der Account gehackt wurde ...

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      1. Lothar G. Kopp‏ @LotharKopp1 Mar 17
        Replying to @Augstein

        Das ENDE ist NAHles

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