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Surgeon, Writer, Researcher, Dilettante. https://www.ariadnelabs.org/  http://www.lifebox.org/ 

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    Atul Gawande‏Verified account @Atul_Gawande 20 Dec 2014

    My clean joke for u: Grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, we got a drink named after you." "You got a drink called 'Larry'"?

    2:09 PM - 20 Dec 2014
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    31 replies 70 retweets 89 likes
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      2. t.ghelani‏ @tghelani 21 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Atul_Gawande

        @Atul_Gawande After that excellent Reith lecture, this is a real low... :-)

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Atul Gawande‏Verified account @Atul_Gawande 21 Dec 2014
        Replying to @tghelani

        @tghelani I know... Gotta start somewhere again.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Colin M‏ @tweetycolin 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Atul_Gawande

        @Atul_Gawande A duck walks into a drug store and picks up Chapstick. The cashier says "cash or credit" & the duck says, "put it on my bill".

        0 replies 48 retweets 42 likes
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      2. Liddle Lamzy Dive‏ @saucissonsec 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Atul_Gawande

        @Atul_Gawande A SQL query walks into a bar, goes over to two tables and says "Can I join you?"

        3 replies 78 retweets 55 likes
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      1. Maitreya Coffey‏ @trey_coffey_TO 20 Dec 2014
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        @Atul_Gawande Bear walks into a bar and says "Can I have a gin and ..... and.... tonic?" Bartender says, "why the big pause?"

        0 replies 26 retweets 27 likes
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      2. Alex Thomson‏ @AlexBThomson 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Atul_Gawande

        @Atul_Gawande Shakespeare walks into a bar. "Oi! You can't come in here," says the bartender, "You're bard!"

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Alex Thomson‏ @AlexBThomson 21 Dec 2014
        Replying to @AlexBThomson

        A pilot walks into a bar & asks for a packet of helicopter-flavoured crisps "Sorry" says the bartender, "We only have plane" @Atul_Gawande

        3 replies 21 retweets 35 likes
      4. Arsalan Bashir‏ @arsalanbashir 22 Dec 2014
        Replying to @AlexBThomson

        @alexbthomson @atul_gawande Nice one. So two programmers walk into a foo...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Alex Thomson‏ @AlexBThomson 22 Dec 2014
        Replying to @arsalanbashir

        f(x) walks into a bar. "Sorry" says the bartender, "We don't cater for functions" @Arsalan_Bashir @Atul_Gawande

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. Philip Gourevitch‏Verified account @PGourevitch 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Atul_Gawande

        @atul_gawande Three-legged dog walks into a bar, says: "I'm looking' for the man that shot my paw."

        3 replies 22 retweets 35 likes
      3. Colin J.L. McCartney‏ @colinjmccartney 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @PGourevitch

        @PGourevitch @Neuroanesthesia @Atul_Gawande Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?!"

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      4. Philip Gourevitch‏Verified account @PGourevitch 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @colinjmccartney

        @colinjmccartney @Neuroanesthesia @Atul_Gawande Snake walks into a bar. Bartender says: I can't serve you, you can't hold your liquor.

        0 replies 2 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Hilary Woodward‏ @hcwoodward 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Atul_Gawande

        @Atul_Gawande Termite walks into a bar and says is the bar tender here?

        2 replies 32 retweets 42 likes
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      2. Brad Holland MD FACS‏ @DrBradHolland 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Atul_Gawande

        @Atul_Gawande A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar, The bartender shrugs and says "You can come in if you promise not to start anything"

        1 reply 35 retweets 35 likes
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      2. Tariq Ahmad MD MPH‏ @yaleHFdoc 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Atul_Gawande

        @Atul_Gawande A hamburger and a french fry walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve food here...

        1 reply 25 retweets 29 likes
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