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@tghelani I know... Gotta start somewhere again.
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@Atul_Gawande A duck walks into a drug store and picks up Chapstick. The cashier says "cash or credit" & the duck says, "put it on my bill".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Atul_Gawande A SQL query walks into a bar, goes over to two tables and says "Can I join you?" - 1 more reply
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@Atul_Gawande Bear walks into a bar and says "Can I have a gin and ..... and.... tonic?" Bartender says, "why the big pause?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Atul_Gawande Shakespeare walks into a bar. "Oi! You can't come in here," says the bartender, "You're bard!" -
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@atul_gawande Three-legged dog walks into a bar, says: "I'm looking' for the man that shot my paw." -
@PGourevitch@Neuroanesthesia@Atul_Gawande Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?!" -
@colinjmccartney@Neuroanesthesia@Atul_Gawande Snake walks into a bar. Bartender says: I can't serve you, you can't hold your liquor.
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@Atul_Gawande Termite walks into a bar and says is the bar tender here? - 1 more reply
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@Atul_Gawande A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar, The bartender shrugs and says "You can come in if you promise not to start anything" - 1 more reply
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@Atul_Gawande A hamburger and a french fry walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve food here... - 1 more reply
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