Atkinsonbear

@AtkinsonBear

Get outta my face, come back in for the chorus

Joined October 2011

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  1. 22 hours ago

    I just wanna know what the reaction was in the writers room when Matthew Weiner told em “guess what, y’all, we’re gonna make Betty FAT!”

  2. Feb 14
  3. Feb 13

    Life after 30 looks like carrying your purse under your armpit with the strap hanging down just like Grandma Betty used to do. 👵🏻

  4. Feb 13

    “Who answers her own phone?!” … “Married women - LOTS of women - answer their own phones.” Damn, 1960.

  5. Feb 13

    Hey, what kind of sicko thought up Double Stuff Oreos

  6. Feb 9

    What does it mean when I can’t tell the difference between a listicle & the advertisement?

  7. Feb 9

    Dear , you’re a beacon of light in a dark world

  8. Feb 9

    Listen, I know Mike Love is the devil and all, but if you don’t like KOKOMO you’re not a human

  9. Feb 9

    Update: eating mashed potatoes til i throw up

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  11. Feb 1
  12. Feb 8

    bringing a salad to work in a Tupperware & coming home with that Tupperware full of creamy mashed potatoes.

  13. Feb 8

    Honestly you can all go & pound sand

  14. Feb 8

    They called me Ol Cheese Hands

  15. Feb 7

    Pop some earbuds in, turn the volume up, plop me in a pool of coconut oil, and shut the light off on your way out

  16. Feb 7
  17. Feb 7

    I miss Weird Rosy-Cheeked Beck Hansen. Now all we got is Big Hat Beck.

  18. Feb 7
  19. Feb 6

    *crying* this is the best meal of my life

  20. Feb 6

    …in my defense, soup gets better as it sits so SUCK ON IT, haters AND last week Meredith!

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