Don't forget randomly changing departure gates.
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Reminds me of https://xkcd.com/612/
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Lol I’m sitting at RDU dealing with delays right now

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I am trying to leave LAX
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“And as a compensation we’ll give you a food voucher with which, if you’re lucky, you might cover half the price of one of those airport shop sandwiches”. Yeah, been there.
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And text you updates that move back and forth to make sure your heart is getting a workout
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But don't leave the gate area because we may change back
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I had one where they gave me a new departure time three hours in the future. An hour later, when I was at other end of the terminal, they announced the boarding call. Customer service at its best.
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Could be worse. My plane was right there because of a delayed connection, I just barely didn’t make it on time. My next flight wasn’t for 8 hours but that next flight was delayed two hours and we didn’t actually take off for an hour and a half. It was horrible
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But also, we will move all these new departures to different gates, because we feel this keeps things interesting. Your final actual departure gate will be on the other side of wherever you currently are.
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