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        3. AstonishingSod‏ @AstonishingSod Nov 8

          Jordan Peterson in his final form as a plank of beef jerky in a three-piece suit, shouting at his Filofax because he's so tired

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          Jordan Peterson recreating the journey of Daniel Plainview but never getting past the first scene, after his bag of tools lands unexpectedly on his ass and traps him for two weeks in the mine shaft he's dug in his back yard

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          Jordan Peterson getting a mahogany exosuit made so he can experiment with tattoos that say "Better Than U" and "Sorry Not Sorry"

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          Jordan Peterson filling a time capsule with lard and hiding it under the floorboards in his Solitude Room

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          Jordan Peterson heading upriver in a patrol boat, hoping to find a greater man than he and stab him under a full moon

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          Jordan Peterson at the opera, standing up to tut loudly whenever someone clears their throat

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          Jordan Peterson swallowing a baby snake like an oyster, never breaking eye contact with the woman at the launderette who's attempting to explain why she couldn't get motor oil out of a Gestapo uniform

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          Jordan Peterson rolling himself up like a tube of toothpaste and squeezing black sludge out of his nostrils and mouth

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          Jordan Peterson burying a rival's suitcase in the desert

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          Jordan Peterson nailing himself to St. Peter's Basilica while complaining about pronouns in a dreadful monotone

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          Jordan Peterson folding his arms so emphatically that they just break off, sliding out of his shirt sleeves and clattering onto the floor like drumsticks

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          Jordan Peterson walling an interviewer up in the catacombs

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          Jordan Peterson wearing too many layers while shooting a documentary about battlefield psychology at the Acropolis

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