Candace Fox

@Asthmaticx

Portland writer, dissident, and refugee. Chairwoman of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Please submit to my blog.

Portland, OR
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    12. stu 2019.

    I’m sick of this Berenstain universe. Take me back to the Berenstein one.

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  2. prije 21 sat

    Have I really been in the bowels of Hell for seven whole years? My god....

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    2. velj

    John Kerry looks vaguely enough like that asshole Dr. Hill from Re-Animator that that's all I see when he's in the news. Now that I think about it though, huge disrespect to Dr. Hill, he was evil, but not a total fucking geek.

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  4. 2. velj

    The important question is...if I make a ham head, who’s gonna eat it?

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  5. 2. velj

    There’s a special place in hell for people who tell you to pick the car music and then criticize your choices.

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  6. 31. sij

    No offense, but I would look fucking great in a tricorne hat.

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  7. 30. sij

    Pacific Northwesterners at the end of winter

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    4. velj 2019.

    Just a reminder that I'm currently seeking submissions for my blog. Female writers only at this time, please. Send your essays, articles, and listicles here: candacemirandafox@gmail.com

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  9. 26. sij

    Nobody ever told me Gary Cooper was this hot, and that is a CRIME

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    8. sij

    Basic planks of my presidential platform: - get out of the Middle East completely, you stupid assholes - single payer healthcare, come on, what the fuck are we doing here - green new deal or I will kick your ass, like now - what is this bullshit, cut it out you dumb fucks

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  11. 8. sij

    When you’re on the first page of the first chapter and you already know the book is garbage

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  12. 8. sij

    Saying Hook sucks and is a bad movie is perfectly legitimate grounds for breaking up with someone.

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  13. 4. sij

    CGI movie monsters should be illegal.

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    4. sij

    If Vincent Gallo and Abel Ferrara got into a fight, Ferrara would definitely win. Not that it matters.

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  15. 4. sij
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  16. 1. sij

    Cthulhu and I wish you an unspeakable new year

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    Happy Christmas, Vaporwave is real. (If you want it)

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  18. 25. pro 2019.
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  19. 25. pro 2019.

    I’m half a hollow chocolate Santa and two ham sandwiches in, and I can already feel my pancreas giving up.

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  20. 23. pro 2019.

    When your creativity has finally abandoned you

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  21. 22. pro 2019.

    At most, I can only commit to jingling partway.

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