yeah, they gotta start giving pulitzers for tweets.
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Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD pic.twitter.com/26ix05HkhpShow this thread
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Lmao this is brilliant. I got fired because I wanted the drinking and gossiping 😭😭
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I obviously don’t spend enough time planning and laying out a proper format for my tweets.
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Damn I got lost in a deep thread and fired 4 times. What a time to be alive.
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Right now, there are ten Twitter product managers in an emergency meeting trying to figure out how they can add native support for this and use it to sell ads.
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I got so deep into this thread. Got fired no less than 4 times - but kept trying because.... it’s Beyoncé
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I have the nerve to want it to be longer like this person doesn’t have a life😐
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