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Ashleigh Carter
@AshweeCarter
was once able to digest dairy. named “customer of the week” by family video in 2016. writer/ idiot.
New York, NYJoined March 2011
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rom com king for a reason
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Dermot Mulroney, SAG-AFTRA, and Robert Ramsey, WGA, on why they’re striking: “You can hardly make a living anymore [in the entertainment industry]...” #WritersStrike
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love how the Zava storyline on Ted Lasso went nowhere and added nothing to the plot
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this is the craziest shit I’ve ever heard
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PAY THEM WGA WE ARE ALL BEGGING YOU
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if someone made a video like this of me and an ex I would walk into traffic
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Twitter brained ass question
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Halle Bailey when asked whether she’d eat Flounder or Sebastian from ‘THE LITTLE MERMAID’: “I would not eat either of them, they’re my friends!” twitter.com/Nessa83005/sta
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North West is going to be such a star
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some of you Bills fans don’t understand Chanel and Karl’s use of tweed but that’s okay cause Stefon GETS IT
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SEE HOW YOUR HAIR CAN ELEVATE THE LOOK
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We knew she’d deliver!!!!
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Charli XCX really boom clapped her way onto the scene and the gay community was never the same
ready to judge the outfits tonight while wearing the same American Eagle jeans I’ve had since 2017
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did the creators of succession anticipate how weird the fan base would be
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“It seems like every episode is the same where they all want to tear each other apart and the old man won’t die” —my dad who’s never seen succession telling me what he thinks it’s about
being at a bar in my college town is weird because everyone is a Child and I somehow wasn’t when I went here
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“I’m going to resent men for the rest of my life because of this” -my friend talking about being pregnant
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the fact that he filmed all his scenes while on one lunch break is incredible
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with the new Jessie Ware album out I’m reminded that before I saw John Mulaney at MSG last year, “remember where you are” started BLASTING right before the show started and I always wondered if that was his choice (I hope)
Yeah I did put the quotation mark in the wrong place but my mistakes are between me and god
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bathing suit companies trying to charge me $99 for a piece of dental floss have a lot of nerve
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remember when it was called ABC Family & conservatives complained about that teen pregnancy show not being “family-oriented” so Disney changed the channel’s name to Freeform and “said suck it virgins”
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This is actually so disappointing. Twitter has been a quick resource for many things including the subway’s live updates, which impact millions of people daily. To make that difficult to use under the guise of “free speech” is so rage-inducing
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Replying to @HereIAmItsMe
Hi there, our access to publish service alerts was suspended last week and again this week. We'd like to continue providing you with the most current real-time information but we can’t do it consistently on this platform. ^JLZ
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man next to me on the train seems important because he’s looking at a PowerPoint about the Budget with Numbers and Graphs
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look what this stupid website did!!!!!!
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