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Ashley Jones
@AshleyA_Jones
I write the words and do the things. Formerly . Now #freelance. Hi 👋
Texas, USAashleyaustin89.journoportfolio.comJoined January 2019

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Friday afternoons in May smell like sunscreen, taste like takeout and sound like my 10-year-old blasting his musical theater playlist poolside ☀️
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What’s happening to writers in Hollywood is happening everywhere. In every sector. At every level. Companies want more productivity for less cost. They squeeze their employees and push them to the breaking point while hoarding the profits for themselves…
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Third party intermediaries for major insurance companies seem extremely unnecessary. Can someone who knows why tell me why this nightmare of a process exists? Explain it to me like I’m 5, please…
Has anyone actually used travel rewards credit cards to pay for an entire trip? How did it work out? How long did it take? Is this really an option?? Inquiring minds would love to know...
You know what would be AMAZING?! If scammers wouldn't try to take advantage of people looking for jobs. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
Solidarity to everyone in media today dealing with more layoffs. It’s so tough out here. 💔 (If you got laid off on 4/20, though — maybe embrace that part if you can?)
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This is my first year with two kiddos taking standardized tests on the same day (tomorrow) and the emails I got today reminding my anxiety-prone self to remind my anxiety-prone children that they have NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT is……. stressfuuulllll 🎶
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What’s your biggest money stressor right now? Are people worried about how to pay specific bills like rent and groceries? Or more concerned about paying off debt or planning for the future? Or is it more like when your next paycheck will come??
Knowing your audience — understanding your audience — is my writer-brain’s default setting.
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It’s tragic that Silicon Valley Bank could lose 80%+ of its value in a single day. But what’s crazy is that the financial collapse was largely driven by a communication collapse. Their storyline unraveled and their messaging went off the rails, in 4 big ways. (continued below) twitter.com/anothercohen/s…
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I’ve achieved a parenting milestone. My oldest warning my youngest while playing playground tag with a third kid: “Hey watch out, he can do parkour.” The mom on the next bench, mostly to herself: “Ha I wonder if he knows that from The Office?” Me: “That’s exactly why.”
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Watching the Endgame credits (as one does) and my 8-year-old just asked, “Why are there so many people named Chris? Is there a Chris party going on there?”
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What's the biggest money mistake you've made in the name of L-O-V-E?😍 Did you make a cross-country move in your 20s only to get dumped shortly after? Blow your budget on a big wedding in your 30s? Please DM or comment if you're willing to share for a story I'm working on 😀
I was part of the mass (emailed) layoffs at BDG this morning. After nearly 4 years at , my heart is pretty shattered. I don’t know what the future holds for me, but if anyone needs an experienced lifestyle writer, I suddenly have a lot of extra time on my hands!
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“Is there any interest in a bourbon tasting?” — me to my kids, the week of Christmas, 12 years from now
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My mom’s annual “home for the holidays” email to me and my siblings just dropped. An incredibly thorough, detail-rich look ahead at how it’s possible for me to gain 15 lbs in one week.
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The thing about getting Wordle in two tries is that I’m so excited and proud, but I really wanted to be distracted longer than 30 seconds. Wordle 238 2/6 🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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If you’re an admin in the medical field and refuse to do your job, please understand that you’re potentially causing harm to the patients your office serves. If you’re a doctor who excuses poor execution by your staff, you’re complicit.
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You guys better listen to .
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"Look, I get it. The traditional exchange of a 'trick' for a 'treat' is at the heart of what Halloween is about. However, when a child comes knocking on your door on Halloween night, just give them the freaking candy." romper.com/life/kids-sayi
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I'm working on a piece for Romper about last-minute Halloween costumes parents have created. Do you have a costume you put together for your kid the day of Halloween? You can DM me!
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While we’re talking about #FreeBritney, can we all just admit that the legal system in the U.S. is severely broken? Shattered. Nobody wins except the lawyers, judges, and lawmakers — and many of them like it exactly that way. The “help” offered rarely helps those who need it.