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T.J. Hafer
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T.J. Hafer

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cRPG, Grand Strategy Fan. Folk Metalhead. Viking Warrior Poet. 🌹 Co-founder, @LoreswornOrder. Frequent contributor to @IGN, @pcgamer. Married to @ulvogravn

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    1. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 2 Jun 2017
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      29. I wrote and recorded vocals for an entire concept album based on Game of Thrones but I don't have the instrumental talent to finish it.

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    2. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 2 Jun 2017
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      30. I feel most alive when I get to do karaoke with a big group and a large part of me regrets not pursuing music more.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    3. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 2 Jun 2017
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      31. Going into journalism was the safe path, because failing at that is not as much of an existential crisis as if I failed at fiction.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    4. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 2 Jun 2017
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      32. I became a PC gamer in large part because my patents hated video games and wouldn't buy us consoles. A PC had uses besides gaming.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    5. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 2 Jun 2017
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      33. Almost didn't graduate high school despite having the highest ACT and state standardized test scores in my class because I was a slacker

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    6. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 2 Jun 2017
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      Drove the administrators nuts. I turned in like 4 homework assignments my senior year. My GPA was a 1.8.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    7. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 2 Jun 2017
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      34. I was also a state rank 1 debater in high school. Paradoxically, I hate arguing.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    8. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 2 Jun 2017
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      35. People habe asked follow-up questions about the pagan thing. Let me just put this in perspective for you...

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    9. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 2 Jun 2017
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      I've had a man dressed as Odin press the point of a real, metal spear to my heart under the full moon. And it was life-changing.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    10. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 2 Jun 2017
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      That man died in his sleep in his 40s and the world is lesser for his absence. He was my Obi-Wan.

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      T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 2 Jun 2017

      36. I didn't have a real girlfriend until I was 21. I always blamed/hated myself, which was probably better than gong down the incel path.

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        2. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 2 Jun 2017
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          37. I saw all of Whedon's work out of order. Discovered him via Serenity, then watched Firefly, then tracked down Buffy/Angel.

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        3. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          38. I saw the movie Signs in a mostly empty theater when I was 13 and I didn't sleep a single minute that night.

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        4. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          39. When I first had @ulvogravn over, I had never had company at my SF apartment and owned no furniture but a bed, chair, and computer desk

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        5. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          40. I called in sick from work so I could go buy a futon, which wouldn't fit in my car so they plastic wrapped it to the roof.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        6. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          41. I still to this day can't stand the texture of cooked vegetables. Fresh ones are fine, preferably cold and straight out of the crisper.

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        7. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          42. The first PC games I remember playing came pre-installed on our Aspire in '95: Jazz Jackrabbit, Free Ski, Asteroids, 3D Movie Maker.

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        8. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          43. The first video game I played ever, to the best of my memory, was the original Super Mario Bros on my aunt's NES.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        9. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          4. The first movie I remember seeing in theaters was Jurassic Park. I was four. My dad took me. My mom was not happy.

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        10. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          That should have been 44, not 4.

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        11. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          45. I've been encouraged to apply by people within the company to 2 well-known game studios in the LA area, but I would be miserable there.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        12. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          46. If I could pick any food for my last meal, it would probably be a steak burger, medium rare, with bacon, bleu cheese, and KC bbq sauce.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        13. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          No tomatoes on that shit. Tomatoes are a garbage food and they ruin everything (unless you mash them into a sauce).

          2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        14. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          Actually, tomatoes are the opposite of my vegetable rule. Raw? Totally gross. But there are many ways to cook them that are great.

          3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        15. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          47. My biggest video game crushes as a teen: Bastila Shan, Rikku (FFX), Cortana, TALI.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        16. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          48. If I could live anywhere, it would be either Northwestern Norway or the Canadian Rockies. Like, way up in the mountains.

          3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        17. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          I don't ever want to live anywhere that it never snows, ever again. I'd rather it be 40 degrees every day forever than 80 degrees forever.

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        18. T.J. Hafer‏ @AsaTJ 3 Jun 2017
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          Alaska would also be cool.

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        1. Commandelicious - P‏ @Commandelicious 3 Jun 2017
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          I always wondered why having a girlfriend would be important, or if having one would make someone a better man or something. People.

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