My comedy album THE BLACKEST PANTHER will be released on Friday February 21 through and will be available digitally and on vinyl! Excited to share it with you all!
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Arthur Simeon
@ArthurSimeon
Comedian heard on SiriusXM. Seen on LOL Network, CBC, HBO, Comedy Network. Albums: BORN AND RAISED and THE BLACKEST PANTHER. I like banana bread & slow jams.
arthursimeon.comJoined February 2009
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Monkey around with us and Storybook Farm Primate Sanctuary.🐒
We're honoured to help raise funds for all the residents, including Darwin (AKA the Ikea Monkey!).
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American elections in a nutshell
"BLUE" STATES:
Democrat - 48.7% of the vote
Republican - 47.8% of the vote
RED STATES
Republican - 89.5% of the vote
Democrat - 17 people including campaign staff, siblings, candidate's spouse but not the in-laws.
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Hamilton! Arthur Simeon performs tonight at Levity Comedy! 8PM
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One of the best and easily the most prolific joke-machine in the business. Go listen to this album!
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NEW RELEASE! Excited to announce a new album from one of Canada's top comedians! Money Never Wakes from Nathan Macintosh is now available wherever you find your comedy! lnk.dmsmusic.co/nathanmacintos
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NEW RELEASE! Very excited to announce Hellooo and Happy Holidays from Jack Armstrong will be available November 18! Proceeds benefit MLSE Foundation and The Special Olympics Canada.
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Excited to be a part of this party in support of a worthy cause. Will I sing with Jack Armstrong? Only one way to find out…..
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My Holiday Sing-Along Party is happening Dec 6 at @TheDanforthMH! Proceeds benefit @MLSEFoundation & The Special Olympics Canada. Live Nation PRESALE Thursday at 10 AM w/ Password Headline. Public Sale Friday at 10 AM! @LiveNationCmdy @Raptors @TSN_Sports @sobeys @ComedyRecords
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Excited to announce my new album, Hellooo and Happy Holidays will be coming out November 18 on Comedy Records! Proceeds benefit MLSE Foundation and The Special Olympics! @MLSEFoundation @LiveNationCmdy @ComedyRecords @Raptors @TSN_Sports @Sobeys
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TORONTO! I’m excited to be returning to NUBIAN COMEDY NIGHT tonight at Yuk Yuks. Showtime is 8pm and it’s going to be a party! Come through!
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Reading all the tributes to and the constant theme is kindness. The man was funny, boisterous and quick witted but all that paled in comparison to his effortless generosity. Tremendous loss to his family, friends and all comedy fans.
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One of the best writers in the game. Congratulations
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some news
this is also the launch of my new monthly @CBCarts column, ‘Against the Grain,’ where i will reflect on art, literature, and culture from a black feminist lens.
grateful to @eleanorgrace @amanda_parris for giving me a space to write these stories 
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Thursday October 20th! Catch vet plus fellow Just-For-Laughian , alum , cartoonist/comedian , Vancouver's , Ottawa's ! 8pm (to 9:30), $12/$6st, info/tix comedynest.com
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MONTREAL friends! I'll be headlining this weekend!
FIVE shows Thursday thru to Saturday. Tickets are still available and I look forward to seeing your faces!
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This Thursday to Saturday (October 20-22) catch vet plus great guests including & more! Tix comedynest.com
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Montreal! This weekend Arthur Simeon performs at The Comedy Nest! Tickets and show times at ComedyNest.com
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Today is my Mom’s birthday. Today is also ’s birthday. Happy Birthday to two of the greatest Mathers I know.
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IT’S HERE!!!!!!!! 🎉 MY DEBUT ALBUM “LET ME HOLD YOUR BABY” IS OUT NOW AND AVAILABLE ON ALL PLATFORMS, STREAM IT AND SHARE IT!!!!!!!!
lnk.dmsmusic.co/courtneygilmou
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Ottawa! Arthur Simeon performs at Laugh Lounge tomorrow night! 8PM Hit up the QR code for tickets.
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Favourite part of this is seeing my dude absolutely crash the role he was born to play. #Degenerate #GoJays #VladTheGreat
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Just found out that if a woman wants a hysterectomy, she needs permission from her husband and if she’s not married her doctor goes through her phone contacts and asks every man listed which to me feels a little extreme but I didn’t go to medical school.
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I guess his woman wasn't Nially enough for Ime.
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Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.
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Ottawa! Arthur Simeon performs at Laugh Lounge Thursday Sept 29! 8PM Tickets available at Tickets.ComedyRecords.ca
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Me: Yeah, I’m not much of a beer drinker……
Universe: Say Less
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Just saw an ad for a comedy show with this gem of a tagline
"this is a comedy show where the audience gets to decide whether the jokes are funny or not"
REVOLUTIONARY.
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We warned everyone ....for years.
We rallied, gave interviews on tv, radio, social media. We explained that we can not strike and will eventually quit. We explained that this is about Bill 124. We begged you to vote.
You ignored it all.
The failure is yours Ontario.
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Pretty wild to see people imply there's going to be a "next time" for climate legislation. I mean, sure, you can technically pass a climate bill whenever. 2100, even. But I think the nature of the problem has eluded you.
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Regardless of the cause, I hope Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls have de-swole and he got some of the deposits back from the wedding vendors.
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Excited to be on this show tomorrow supporting a worthwhile cause and you can watch it from the comfort of your chosen (wifi-laced) locale.
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Come get some tender comedy for tough times with @DebraDiGiovanni @jeenabloom @ArthurSimeon and ME Friday, Oct 15! This month we're supporting @NWAC_CA. Let's keep doing online shows 'cause they're fun & weird & accessible & safe & couldn't be cozier <3
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Oct 15! Join DeAnne Smith & Acquaintances from the comfort of your very own home! This month we're supporting and we've got ABSOLUTE COMEDIC KILLERS* eventbrite.ca/e/deanne-smith *tender-hearted joy experts
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Beyoncé did a show for her daughter’s school fundraiser and I can’t stop laughing at the person that is organizing next year’s fundraiser.
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We're kicking off our 9th MONTH of #SelfCareComedy with some ✨All Star✨ guests! & !!
Tues 10/5 7pPT / 10pET on #Zoom
Tune in and support the show with a $10 min tip: eventbrite.com/e/self-care-co
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Uuummm. This…..this is a violation of the doctor/patient confidentiality
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Hi, ER Doc here.
I can’t believe I have to say this but do NOT insert Ivermectin into ANY of your orifices in an attempt to treat COVID19.
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No healthcare worker should have to fear going to work just because of hateful anti-vaxxer protests outside their workplace. Where is Toronto police with all their horses, drones utilized to uproot people from encampments? Why do antivaxxers enjoy so much privilege & protection?
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Who is superior: the maid of honour or the best man? says it’s obvious who comes out on top—just look at the selection process!
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I want the world to be silent for a moment so we Afghans can scream our pain in its heart, uninterrupted.
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This episode has a nice ring to it! 💍 “Maid of Honour vs. Best Man & Basements” w/ , , , and 's airs today at 11:30am on CBC Radio One!
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TORONTO! I'm excited to be performing at THE MEDLEY this Thursday at 7:30pm! Make it a date night and bring ALL your lovers and their friends.
Tickets available here themedley.ca
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