Don’t worry about these political dramas. The Vogan Destructor Fleet will be along shortly, giving you a much better (albeit brief) perspective on thingspic.twitter.com/YugAR2Q4mD
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Alternatively, sooner or later you’ll appreciate that we’ll all shortly die of natural causes. Same result really.
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If all this mortality salience makes you feel a bit stressed, you could try wrapping a towel around your head and lying down for a bit.
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I mean, it won’t necessarily help, but you may as well be comfortable.
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"it's even worse than I thought it would be."pic.twitter.com/KTcKuNBPAM1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes -
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"𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑧𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑡"
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can you remind me how to mix a pangalactic gargleblaster?
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Quicker and less expensive to wrap a slice of lemon around a gold brick, then hit yourself in the head with it
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