Arsenio Hall
@ArsenioHall
Management: Brillstein Entertainment Partners
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What in the Chinese Spy Balloon hell is going on!? 😯
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So sad! And this ain’t black vs white … but blue vs right! God help us.
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Should we just #cancel the #Easter egg hunt for this year now? 🥚 💰
Maybe this year we hide cartons
of #eggbeaters for the kids?!
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Happy 2003! We’re celebrating 20 years of this Thursday in PRIMETIME at 10|9c with the same guests we had on our first show - #GeorgeClooney #ChrisMartin #KIMMELx20
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I think @ArsenioHall and #eddiemurphy really like #kanye and twin’s rapping/beatboxing #comingtoamerica #kanyewest #rap #hiphop #ye @KimKardashian
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I be praying for petty sh*t.
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“Please let the Direct TV repair technician arrive closer to
noon than 5:00PM. I have a
dinner with my editor at 5:30”!
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Congratulations to LeBron James for becoming the second player in NBA history to score 38,000 total career points!! I never thought I’d see another NBA player score 38,000 points in my lifetime 🤯
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. on cancel culture: "All you have to do is not be racist and not be sexist and not discriminate. That's not a tall order!"
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Pot Daddy
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“ Don’t Shoot That Little Mothafucka No More “ 😂
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What movie scene can you not even think about without laughing?
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Fine, I'll do it. #SpeakerOfTheWhatnot
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I think, I just saw #GraysonAllen tap #GaryTrent Jr. on his 🥜 nutz while he shot a three! 👍🏾 Defense that makes you go HMMMM! #overtimegame
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Damar Hamlin suffered a cardiac arrest following a hit in our game versus the Bengals. His heartbeat was restored on the field and he was transferred to the UC Medical Center for further testing and treatment. He is currently sedated and listed in critical condition.
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God be wit D Hamlin right now!! 🙏
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🚽 Years ago, when I replaced ALL my traditional home toilets with newfangled SMART-TOILETS, I never thought about power outages! Hey class, always keep at least ONE old-school toilet at your crib! 😦
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Sending some Heavenly birthday flowers on what would’ve been her 85th birthday out to my godmother, and one of the most phenomenal actresses ever Ms. Rosalind Cash! We lost her at the age of 56 just a couple of months after my wedding in 1995. The last event she attended…🙏🏾💔
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What’s your resolution!?
Mine is the same as every other year, don’t eat at P. F. Changs …ever again! #HappyNewYear 🥂
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I hope they add “ax” to the dictionary this year! You know, like when you ax for something!!!
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How do these stars
remember all the handshakes they have for different players? If I had a
different handshake for every stand-up comedian … I’d lose my
mafuckin’ mind!
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None of my black friends ever
bring up PICKLEBALL in conversation. #hmmmm
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So sorry to hear of the passing of Franco Harris. A great man and friend 🕊️🙏🏾
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Watch an artist in action - Amazing portrait Toby Mulligan Art! #ArtistAppreciation
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MESSI 🫡🐐👏🏾👏🏾
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👁️ … , a cannabis smokers best friend!
• I wonder if the company would embrace this as a new slogan!?
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So much LIFE,Light,and Love exuded from this Wonderful Man’s Soul.
Hard to understand.Difficult to accept. May the Comforter rest upon his Family. #RIPTwitch 👑🕺🏾🕊️
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I’m heartbroken. tWitch was pure love and light. He was my family, and I loved him with all my heart. I will miss him. Please send your love and support to Allison and his beautiful children - Weslie, Maddox, and Zaia.
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I see they tranquilized & captured famed mountain lion, P-22.
Now we got to solve a more dangerous problem here. That racist animal Los Angeles city councilmember Kevin de León!!!
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Look who Cookie and I ran into in Maui! World Series MVP and former Dodger Corey Seagar, and our Captain Justin Turner.
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