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Man Ronda could have been something special if she trained somewhere legit, it's sad

Run out of hand soap so washing my hands with girlfriend's face wash

13 is the perfect TV volume but unfortunately it aggravates my OCD

Did a wet fart today

came down stairs this morning & my GF with a crazy huge ass was making breakfast in only a big t-shirt ️

How to tell if you're a realist or pessimist: pessimists are convinced they're realists; realists worry they're pessimists

I guarantee amongst Bernie supporters you could find a number of outright communists/leninists/maoists but we won't see exposés on that

I've followed the "alt-right" since 2009 and barely knew about the white-nationalist faction. Media deliberately covering the worst of it

It is my opinion that the common misspelling 'renumeration' is how it should be spelled

Motivational quotes are my guilty pleasure

i love to meal prep, love putting a piping hot juicy roasted chicken breast fresh out of the oven right into Tupperware to microwave at work

Cub Swanson was like I seen it all bitch

Sometimes when I'm really desperate, I'll accept someone retweeting one of my retweets as validation

Successful ppl's advice to their 20 yo self is always "enjoy life more", unsuccessful ppl's is always "work harder"

My Myers-Briggs typology, the INFJ, insightful, authentic and enigmatic, is shared by none other than the great man himself: Adolf Hitler

I'm sitting here trying to figure out if your tits got felt up or it was full-on raw anal.

I hate when people say "hooked up." It's vague, it sounds high-schoolish and I think only females use it.