David Thorpe

@Arr

I am the first in the East, the first in the West, and the greatest philosopher in the Western World.

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Joined March 2008
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  1. 4 hours ago

    Top 5 dumbshit song titles on new Metallica album: 5. Halo on Fire 4. Here Comes Revenge 3. Spit Out the Bone 2. Am I Savage? 1. ManUnkind

    33 retweets 76 likes
  2. 4 hours ago

    Cover of the new Metallica album looks like a magazine ad for a PS2 game

    43 retweets 180 likes
  3. 5 hours ago

    Today is my 3-year anniversary at work. Here's my reply to HR's congratulation note

    28 retweets 163 likes
  4. 5 hours ago

    wow hell is a lot more boring than i thought it would be. i wish i could remember how i died

    12 retweets 108 likes
  5. 9 hours ago

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  6. Aug 17

    THR SUN GOES DOWN THE LAP TOP COMES OUT

    1,362 retweets 2,717 likes
  7. Aug 18

    pre-computers,"hackers" were onion salesmen who'd take ur money & go "ok hold on" & do the "pretend to walk downstairs behind a couch" shit

    22 retweets 62 likes
  8. Aug 18

    Still got it

    4 retweets 79 likes
  9. Aug 17

    Q: is this a real movie or did I just photoshop this

    51 retweets 226 likes
  10. Aug 17

    The best VR experience imaginable would be one where you go through a carwash on horseback -- the ultimate real-world taboo.

    305 retweets 1,078 likes
  11. Aug 16

    So grateful that God answered my prayer to erase the band Incubus from the collective memory of our culture

    17 retweets 150 likes
  12. Aug 16

    HOLY SHIT proclick zone talk about fucking owned

    34 retweets 84 likes
  13. 18 Oct 2015

    Just said "Mark Brendle" out loud and the dog perked up from sleep

    6 retweets 118 likes
  14. Aug 12

    Roses are red Violets are blue

    6,841 retweets 8,305 likes
  15. Aug 12

    Today in Actual Kotaku Headlines

    4 retweets 34 likes
  16. Aug 12

    it happened multiple times. she kept falling back in the river

    so wait did they climb, crawl, or claw?
    2 retweets 40 likes
  17. Aug 11

    A compilation of my all-time favorite Jared Leto quotes

    441 retweets 1,109 likes
  18. Aug 11

    Police release sketch in Berks County food mart robbery

    1,196 retweets 1,311 likes
  19. Aug 11

    Frank Stallone?

    way too intellectually deficient to make such a comment about Jim Morrison; stick to the 1990's twit. JM was cool like Frank S.
    3 retweets 50 likes
  20. Aug 10

    This aggression will not stand

    25 likes

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