David Thorpe

@Arr

I am the first in the East, the first in the West, and the greatest philosopher in the Western World.

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Joined March 2008

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  1. Top 5 dumbshit song titles on new Metallica album: 5. Halo on Fire 4. Here Comes Revenge 3. Spit Out the Bone 2. Am I Savage? 1. ManUnkind

  2. Cover of the new Metallica album looks like a magazine ad for a PS2 game

  3. Today is my 3-year anniversary at work. Here's my reply to HR's congratulation note

  4. wow hell is a lot more boring than i thought it would be. i wish i could remember how i died

  5. THR SUN GOES DOWN THE LAP TOP COMES OUT

  6. pre-computers,"hackers" were onion salesmen who'd take ur money & go "ok hold on" & do the "pretend to walk downstairs behind a couch" shit

  7. Q: is this a real movie or did I just photoshop this

  8. The best VR experience imaginable would be one where you go through a carwash on horseback -- the ultimate real-world taboo.

  9. So grateful that God answered my prayer to erase the band Incubus from the collective memory of our culture

  10. Just said "Mark Brendle" out loud and the dog perked up from sleep

  11. Roses are red Violets are blue

  12. Today in Actual Kotaku Headlines

  13. it happened multiple times. she kept falling back in the river

  14. A compilation of my all-time favorite Jared Leto quotes

  15. Police release sketch in Berks County food mart robbery

  16. This aggression will not stand

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