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If this R Kelly joke doesn’t get me cancelled I don’t know what will.
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By far the best bus bench ad I’ve seen in 11 years living in Boise
“Doug”! Nailed it
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Computer, let me get a look at a presidential portrait of Beavis
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September 2002, an unknown band called The Killers plays, for the first time, a song called "Mr. Brightside." And the crowd is unimpressed because it sounds like absolute shit
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I’m afraid of heights, but only two very specific heights: 6’1” (the height of Dracula) and 5’7” (the height of The Wolf Man)
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30 Rock was the lathe of heaven
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Zaslav teases a 10-year plan for DC going forward. Not gonna release any film that isn't ready or won't make them the success they are expecting.
#WarnerBrosDiscovery #WarnerBros #WBD #WBDiscovery #HBOMax
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The new rule for documentaries is whenever a person is talking, you have to show their name/bio blurb every single time. EVERY time! I am NOT going to remember who you are!! I’m old and stupid!!! My brain is a ball of hair and teeth!!!
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my friends talk about sleeping in a big bed with my wife
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By age 30, you should have a group of friends that talk business, money, and fitness, not politics and pop culture.
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The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller JAN 22, 1974.
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It’s not often someone makes a promise this bold and follows through.
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20/ Fashion designer Sergio Faro (left) and his wife, Ganus Faro (right) arriving at the Sergio Faro Couture event (Photo: D. Thorpe, for Donruss)
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19/ Actor Timothée Chalamet at the Sergio Faro Couture afterparty (Photo: D. Thorpe, courtesy of Donruss)
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I would like to clarify that I went to uhhh a different Ljubljana Fashion Week. But this one looks great too.
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Which Ljubljana Fashion Week was it exactly? Btw, thanks for noticing us, just that's not us
but you can check us out 
ljfw.org
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I am incredibly pleased and moved beyond measure to announce that my first piece for in some time is a celebration of this amazing, remarkable album by . In memory of and with thanks to Andy Fletcher, for all he did.
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.@DepecheMode’s lush and electronic 1997 album was a bridge between the increasing ambition of their early years and the easy confidence of their later ones
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18/ Outfits from the Grigos Korn swimwear collection (Photo: D. Thorpe, courtesy of Donruss)
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17/ Actor Jared Leto arrives at the WET COUCH performance; suit by Flouste Homme (Photo: D. Thorpe, courtesy of Donruss)
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16/ Pieces by Bret Michaels for the Bret Michaels/Hard Rock Café "Poisoned World" runway show (Photo: D. Thorpe, for Donruss)
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15/ Musician Grimes models an ensemble by Bartario Djape (Photo: D. Thorpe, for Donruss)
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14/ Musician Taylor Swift models a gown by Leitch Drownchrist-Ort, for Ort (Photo: D. Thorpe, courtesy of Donruss)
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13/ Two suits by Flouste, displayed at the Flouste Homme event (Left photo by D. Thorpe; right photo by Nougat Man, for Donruss)
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12/ Actor/comedian Jerry Seinfeld; suit by Flouste for Flouste Homme (Photo: D. Thorpe, for Donruss)
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11/ Two gowns by Shirley Terry for Target Bridal (Photos: D. Thorpe, for Donruss)
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10/ Pier Spunt makes an appearance at the Pier Spunt runway show (Photo: D. Thorpe, exclusively for Donruss)
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9/ Line for the Sergio Faro Couture event (Photo: D. Thorpe, for Donruss)
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8/ Musician Eminem modeling a dress by R$icky Gownz (Photo: D.Thorpe, used with permission from Donruss Trading Cards)
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7/ Helen Mirren models an ensemble by Pier Spunt (Photo: D. Thorpe, for Donruss)
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6/ From Grigos Korn's "Aaaaaaaaaa" collection for Osh Kosh Couture (Photo: D. Thorpe; special thanks to Donruss)
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5/ Gown by Eustace Peed for Orchard Supply Hardware
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4/ Actor Jared Leto and musician Machine Gun Kelly at the Sergio Faro Couture event. (Photo: D. Thorpe; courtesy of Donruss)
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3/ Two pieces from Ogre Painte's "Filth World" collection. (Photo: D. Thorpe; republished with permission from Donruss).
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2/ Detail of a dress by Grigos Korn. (Photo: D. Thorpe for Donruss)
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Last month, I had the opportunity to cover Ljubljana Fashion Week for Donruss Trading Cards. Enjoy all the hottest moments from the runways, red carpets, afterparties and more. 🧵
1/ Actor Chris Pine enters the Sergio Faro Couture event. (Gown by Sergio Faro; photo: D. Thorpe)
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Nancy Panel’s By E.B. 2 & 3 of 4
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t minus five years until facebook implodes. tick fuckin tock, shithead. i know you are reading this mark. it was me that egged your house
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