#RethinkWhatYouDrink fuckin' finally y'all get it.
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OG Arnold Palmer
@ArnoldPaImer
Hall Of Fame Golfer / Part Time Beverage Mastermind / Full Time Badass
Joined February 2013
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Buy your bitch a Lemonade n' Iced Tea for Valentines Day. Or don't buy her ass SHIT!
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I jus' don't fuckin' get why anyone doesn't get up this early to play golf. What are you, a loser?
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Ya' know what ya' girl an' golf have in common? She likes 9 in the front, then 9 in the back.
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Too much vodka in my Lemonade n' Iced Tea las' nite. Gotta fuckin' headache. Got my dick sucked, doe.
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Bruh, I invented the best fuckin' drink known to man. What does you do?
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Yo, my golf cart say "Ferrari" on da hood of it. You already know what it do.
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See, I think you jus' mad 'cus my caddy fucked your girl after I did.
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#HowToBeABetterMuslim do that fastin' shit y'all do an' only drink Iced Tea mixed wit' Lemonade.
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I needed a pitchin' wedge to get outta your girls pussy. Talkin' 'bout rough terrain.
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If ya havin' golf trouble I feel bad fo' you son, I got 99 problems and my drank ain't 1.
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