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I_Am_Armand
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An optimistic realist who is constantly in denial of the inevitable. Likes long walks by the beach and listening to Kenny G. Sarcasm is my mother tongue.
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The Spanish Government accepted 110,000 refugees fleeing war in Ukraine but bludgeoned to death over 200 African refugees fleeing various wars. Refugees only matter when they are of a certain race. #MelillaMassacre
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Yo your app is down. Potong line aku laju je, bila nak bayar, app buat hal pulak. #Maxis #MaxisMalaysia
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Waiting for the Melayus who were complaining about the non Melayus shooting off fireworks in the middle of the night to complain about the Melayus who are shooting off fireworks in the middle of the night right now. Oh takde? Kenapa eh?
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And this is where I change the channel. Tgk Liverpool main lagi bes. #ManUnited
Free Sam Ke Ting from charges on reckless driving; Bebaskan Sam Ke Ting daripada pertuduhan memandu secara melulu #BebaskanSamKeTing #FreeSamKeTing - Sign the Petition! chng.it/YmP4ybNR via
This is unjust. She reportedly was driving within the speed limit, wasn’t intoxicated etc.
Hope she appeals and gets stay on sentence.
Parents were at fault for letting their kids do the basikal lajak nonsense in the middle of the night.
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Sam Ke Ting dihukum 6 tahun penjara, denda RM6,000 selepas didapati bersalah memandu melulu sebabkan kematian 8 remaja berbasikal lajak pada 2017 - Mahkamah Tinggi JB
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For the next Bond film, instead of testicular torture, the big bad should get James to play Apex Legends ranked on Singapore servers. I bet he'll talk then. #ApexLegends
Maybe, just maybe, Malaysia akan berubah and hopefully become a better country. Not for its achievements but for its people. Be the better you. #ChangeStartsWithMe
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You want to change the old guard of politicians? Apa kata the change starts with us dulu? Basic human sense. Ubah perangai cibai korang tu dulu. Then from there, ajar anak korang skali. If change won't start from the top, then let's start from the bottom...
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Orang Malaysia ni dok pok pek corruption budaya kita la, orang main politik la but at the same time engkorang trolley tak reti simpan balik, buang sampai merata, tak reti cakap thank you kat waiter, tak bagi pedestrian cross, tak signal bila turn...
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Malaysia has a tendency to tiru or curi idea orang lain. Apa kata kita start tiru/curi tata tertib diorang pulak? Like saying thank you when people hold doors for you, being nice to your waiters or not talking in cinemas? Or even returning trolleys at the marts? Cuba try tengok.
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Malaysians get upset at mediocre service in a restaurant but is okay with a government that doesn't even do the bare minimum? Apakelancau?
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Hey how come ya'all let go but didn't sack ? The "captain" has let more balls through than a glory hole. He needs to take the same blame too. #HowAreYouTheCaptain
Money Heist fatigue. At this point I don't really care anymore. Probably gonna skip and watch the last episode. #MoneyHeist #TheyHeistedMyTime
There's always that one person that has to make everything about religion. Pakai tudung je "Semoga masuk Islam". No wonder idiots have this notion that you go to a church you're compelled to convert to Christianity. Iman kau tak kuat ke?
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Stopped watching the game. Clearly ref nak buat sandiwara semasa by pulling a draw for Chelsea. Don't get me wrong, Chelsea is the superior team tonight, but don't sway the outcome with your shit call. #ManUtd
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Dear Ref, there was no intent to kick the Chelsea player. Look at the intent, you blind fuck. If you were a judge in a court of law, an accidental death would be a murder call from you. Bodoh sial. #ManUtd
Good call not playing tonight . We don't want Chelsea to go on a scoring spree. #ManUnited #HowAreYouCaptain
Hey can you make a poll to see if people would want to watch Infinity War and Endgame again in cinemas? Do a special back to back screening. Just thinking about watching it again on the big screen is giving me goosebumps! #AvengersAssemble
Jesus is definitely taking the wheel tonight, because the Devils are clearly asleep. #ManchesterDerby #ManUtd #Manutdmancity
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Dear , ya'all using 3GP video quality ke? Why is your stream quality so poor? I'm better off watching the TV from the building next to me using a pair of binoculars. #ApaPunyaServiceNi #TakClear
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Just watched the highlights from the Manchester United vs Liverpool match yesterday. I have 2 things to say; one is Mcguire is unfit to wear the captain's armband and two, Liverpool was and is the better team. Liverpool betulkan yang lalu dengan Salah. #TakSalahDenganLiverpool
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What's up with United's passing today? Worst than kids playing futsal in Sports Planet USJ. #ManchesterUnited #ManEve
Back at it after a long hiatus. Pitching is off but I promise I'll do better next time. Sis cuba. #Cover #MaliqNDessentials #Acoustic
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This is what happens when the foundation of our country is founded on racial disparity. We were too eager to emancipate ourselves from the British that our forefathers signed on the dotted line without even thinking first about fixing the segregation done by the British.
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51% rule of Bumiputera shares in freight forwarders
What kind of stupid rule is this? No Bumiputera will benefit, only the elites.
This unfair practice should be stopped, to all businesses and industries. The government has no business in determining who owns the business.
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Waiting for to rock Uptowns on stage and see those fly off the shelves. Resellers be posting on their Instagram feed "Air Force 1 size 9US BNIB $1000". #Nike #NikeSB #NikeSBUnicorn
If a hipster farts and someone hears it, is the fart mainstream?
If a tree falls in the forest with no one around to hear it, does a hipster buy its album?
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No more crying whiney kids interrupting my movies. Now just have to deal with the talking couples in the hall.
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Dear , I know I'm not the first to say this, but fix your effing matchmaking algorithm. I feel like you hired actual baboons to run the department. Fix the damn thing! #ApexLegends









