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    1.  🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🔥 🌍 🔥 🎅‏ @ArlosDad Oct 19

      #Halloween Choose Your Own Adventure. Wheee! You’re in a #horror movie! Congratulations! Let’s see what predictable scary boogins await you.

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    2.  🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🔥 🌍 🔥 🎅‏ @ArlosDad Oct 20

      #Halloween Choose Your Own Adventure. It’s your first day at Camp Eviscerate, named after its founder Douglas G. Eviscerate. There’s going to be plenty of fun to be had in the clear lakes, dark woods and secluded barns full of sharp objects. What to do first?

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    3.  🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🔥 🌍 🔥 🎅‏ @ArlosDad Oct 21

      #Halloween Choose Your Own Adventure. “I really want to walk the hell out of those woods but I also need to get rid of these bags. Making decisions is hard.” You think. Just as you’re about to curl up in a ball on the ground, a camp counsellor holding a clipboard approaches you.

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       🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🔥 🌍 🔥 🎅‏ @ArlosDad Oct 22

      #Halloween Choose Your Own Adventure. “Hello and I like your clipboard.” “Thank you!” He replies, beaming. “It lists all today’s activities at Camp Eviscerate. Archery, pottery, canoeing and my campfire talk where I explain about the crazed murderer who stalks the woods.

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        2.  🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🔥 🌍 🔥 🎅‏ @ArlosDad Oct 23

          #Halloween Choose Your Own Adventure. “I do like fire.” You say as you fling your bags in the lake. “Let’s go!” You find yourself surrounded by a bunch of attractive twenty-somethings doing the enthusiastic things you do when the weight of the world hasn’t crushed you yet.

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        3.  🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🔥 🌍 🔥 🎅‏ @ArlosDad Oct 24

          #Halloween Choose Your Own Adventure. “My phone was in one of those bags!” You suddenly realise, pushing a random twenty-something out of the way. You reach the lake wade in. An eerie mist drifts over the surface. You’re waist deep when you see something move under the water.

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        4.  🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🔥 🌍 🔥 🎅‏ @ArlosDad Oct 25

          #Halloween Choose Your Own Adventure. “What’s the worse that can happen?” You think, as you stick your head underwater like an idiot. An angry beaver rears out of the lake with a loud beaver sound making you fall back into the water! From the bank you hear other campers laughing.

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