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WE ARE CLOSED NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE THEY JUST WANT TO TWEET ABOUT BEING HORNY AND MENTALLY ILL
Instead of working follow me and these funny tweeters
@RealChrisCal @christiandluu @chelseathepope @doioweyoumoney @dillonsaur @RebeccaTKaplan @ElyKreimendahl @car_thicc @AndieIsOnline @tinylilbaby1 @heart_brecher @ElaniKitten @AnnamLaughs @melsideponytail @kristinseltman
Don’t forget farts
The and part is important. It isn't or. It's explicitly not or.
Yes it’s definitely both
and eat hot chip and lie
How is that different than any other day?
i feel targeted 
So you just decided to attack a good chunk of random tweeters today with one fell swoop. I see you ma'am I see you!pic.twitter.com/wg58kHwf2Y
I don’t want to work or tweet about being horny and mentally ill because that FEELS LIKE WORK THESE DAYS
Omg I’m working and horny and fucked up in the head!!!!
Ok brag
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