So here’s a lesson in not judging a book by its cover.
My son turns nine soon and is obsessed with penguins. So I jumped on to @booktopia to find penguin books.
Found some crackers including Spy Penguins. Lovely.
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Then saw this delightful cover and was like oh wow cool little comic penguins. I’ll take that one. Mother of the year. Killing it.pic.twitter.com/WhOzTbGnh7
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Well friends it arrived today. And I had a flick through and let me just say it’s not for nine year olds.pic.twitter.com/pLe0FK0To9
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Still unclear how that ... phallus relates to penguins. But anyway, he’s not getting that for his birthday after all.
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And I just lost my Mother of the Year Badge yet again.
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Like when you look at closely, not that I have, it’s not exactly subtle is it. Like it’s clear. Gratuitous if you will.
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Fantagrapghics...
gotta know your publishers, mate 
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I know now
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