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[on phone with a shipping company] "hello, i have a package in Nicosia and i'd like to get it to Asmara." 'ok that will be 140 bajillion dollars in fuel costs' "140??? there must be some mistake, can't you just--" 'no.'
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theres a "ship dynamic" joke in here somewhere idk someone who's wittier than me should find it
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damb i wish i cared about these arbitrary internet points that twitter made up to addict me and keep me looking at ads, cuz if i did id probably be excited
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hahaha i love it
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wait is there a flightradar equivalent for boats??
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I mean didn’t they have to do this is the (70’s? Maybe 80’s) because Egypt and isreal went to war and the canal was an active front
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i mean they did but that was, like, a sensible reason to close a canal and not as silly as "a boat got turned sideways"
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