Someone was kind enough to DM me saying that I have a “weirdly shaped head”. Jokes on you, I already knew that! My face changes drastically depending on viewing angle, like a really shitty TV. 
So now I’m curious, what’s the weirdest random message you’ve received??pic.twitter.com/7Z3a9VySYa
"I want to do unimaginable things to your vocal chords" is a weird one but way more common than it should be.
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LOL. That's...really painting a picture there.pic.twitter.com/KqMQYLlrkf
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Weirdest: “Hello! You’re very pretty! I am very rich, and would like to touch your boobs.” I was a teenager. Second weirdest: “Girls can’t be valedictorians! Look at you! You need help with math!” Online tutor, and the comment was about a friend of mine.
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