Carlos Bueno

@Archivd

Neurocynical. A desperado with nothing to lulz.

20 minutes ahead of my time
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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  1. prije 7 sati

    Your last password change is now your Twitter handle. How fucked are you?

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  2. 2. velj
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  3. 2. velj

    I identify as neurocynical.

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  4. 2. velj

    Sous vide cooking is basically just pasturizing meat.

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  5. 1. velj

    . just finished Agency. Thank you for anonymizing the real restaurants on Valencia. It’s crowded enough. :)

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  6. 1. velj

    Or something like “He was host of this TV game show for 300 years”.

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  7. 1. velj

    Kinda morbid, but when it comes time to publish Alex Trebek’s obituary I think the headline should be in the form of a question.

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  8. 30. sij

    Lev Parnas Is A Stalker Obsessed With Trump By Jonathan Turley

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  9. 30. sij

    DS9, but with the Cardassians digitally replaced with the Kardashians.

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  10. 30. sij

    I’m designing an AI-driven oncall/alert system that crawls your company’s org chart to escalate automatically if you don’t respond. It’s called Karen because it wants to speak to your manager.

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  11. 29. sij

    Millennials Killed The Napkin. Is Kleenex Next?

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  12. 29. sij

    If a normie finds religion, does that make them Normon?

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  13. 26. sij

    A stopped watch can be right up to four times a day.

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  14. 26. sij

    I used to joke that when fascism came to America, it would come riding in on self-righteous offense at being called fascist. Now, I no longer joke about stuff like that.

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  15. 24. sij
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  16. 20. sij

    Ran a 5 Whys with my son on why he can’t drink soda at night. Root cause: caffeine was added to Coca Cola to imitate the bitter taste and vasoconstriction of the cocaine that had been made illegal. TIL.

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  17. 19. sij

    The only thing a garbage disposal is good for is getting rid of old ice and lemons.

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  18. 19. sij

    Getting it dialed in. 300g warm milk, 32g honey, 7g yeast, 12g salt, 28g soft butter, 480g flour.

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  19. 19. sij

    Sometimes the algorithm shows its sense of humor.

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  20. 17. sij

    A bit sloppy looking on the rise, but smells great. Cooking by weight is the only way to go.

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