Rob Kutner

@ApocalypseHow

Late night (CONAN, Daily Show) turned animation writer. Watch my new all-star, outrageous topical comedy show GANDER for free here:

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 23

    Most American sentence ever penned:

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  2. 10 hours ago

    Every white guy over 40 putting on shades in public thinks he’s suddenly Travolta in the “Saturday Night Fever” open.

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  3. 11 hours ago

    “Killer Queen” is the best rock song that also sounds like a post on

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  4. 18 hours ago

    Timothy Chalamee as Willy Wonka: “And in this room, my favorite confection: the Cream-Spattered Peach”

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  5. 18 hours ago

    Today is the perfect day to recall that America was literally built on spreading viruses.

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  6. 18 hours ago

    HIGHLANDER, except there can only be like 23, 24 max.

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  7. 19 hours ago

    Remember when the only deadly thing to come out of Southwest flight crews’ mouths was their jokes?

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  8. Oct 10

    “No Time?!” Dude, you got like two clones!

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  9. Oct 8

    Could we compromise and just make it Sexual Chocolate?

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    Charlie Kirk warns that Democrats want "you" living in "sexual anarchy"
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  10. Oct 7

    This comic is not only beautiful, but full of LOLs and heartbreaking poignance. Highly recommended!

    Hi everyone. I wrote and drew this comic book about Los Angeles. 24 separate images and captions, one for each hour of the day. I would love to know what you think of it. You can get a copy here
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  11. Oct 7

    I hope the series finale finally reveals that she’s the SCARLET witch!

    ‘WandaVision’ Spinoff Starring Kathryn Hahn in the Works at Disney Plus (EXCLUSIVE)
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  12. Oct 6

    If that “Bad Art Friend” author’s story was true, she would have had the kidney rejected by over 20 houses.

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  13. Oct 6

    The only organ you should be focused on at a writers’ conference is your liver.

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  14. Oct 6

    All of this is triggering for me how my 7th grade girlfriend said she “just wanted to be Bad Art Friends.”

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  15. Oct 6

    Accidentally subscribed to Amazon Primi. Never get my packages, but every Tuesday a drone bombards us with oil-soaked Italian appetizers.

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  16. Oct 6

    On this week’s WHAT IF…? The Watcher is evicted from the van he’s been squatting in with a greasy old set of Boy Scout binoculars.

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  17. Oct 5

    MARVEL PHASE V: James Taylor IS "The Man Who Can Travel to Carolina Using ONLY THE POWER OF HIS MIND"

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    Oct 4

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  19. Oct 4

    When Instagram comes back on, one influencer will be found murdered…

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  20. Oct 4

    BREAKING: America Swept With 4-Hour Wave of Productivity

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  21. Oct 4

    Pretty sure what brought down Facebook is that someone’s “independent covid research” was getting TOO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH.

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