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@ApiecalypseNow

Jen, owner of Apiecalypse Now! Vegan 735 Bloor Street W for shop updates! this is for Jen crap. she/her. The Original Rejection Artist 🏴🐀🏴

Toronto, Ontario
Joined December 2010

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    Sometimes I think about the guy who came into my bakery years ago, saw my Misfits flag over the door and exclaimed: “SICK!!! The misfits!!!” And I nodded. And then he said: “I dig this, what band is on?” And I said: “The Misfits.” I wonder if he’s doing okay...

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  2. Jan 3

    after i was raped, they posted his mugshot on facebook. my friends commented and said “i heard the little girl lied about her age...fast ass girl...” not knowing it was me. after i came out about it, they told me i was brave. that’s the energy y’all have.

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  3. If I call the Eminem fan account that keeps sliding into my DMs an “Eminem Stan account” have I created the twitter equivalent of an ouroboros?

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  4. This year let’s take the path of most resistance

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  5. I am excited for this year because and I will be making art and hanging out and talking shit on the regular and if that isn’t a good reason to be alive, I don’t know what is.

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  6. Jan 3

    If you're upset by what Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez did in high school, wait until you find out about Brett Kavanaugh.

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  7. Hello, I’m a restaurant owner in a movie. I go home to my not-frustrated partner at dinner time. I have witty banter with everyone and I never scrub anything. The whole town is my friend. We break even with 10 quiet polite customers. I have 4 cheeky employees. I slept last night.

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  8. Jan 3

    Look at this embarrassing picture of Alexandria Ocasi-- oh wait it's just Mitch McConnell with a Confederate battle flag.

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  9. Jan 3

    Female politician: <exists, is serious> "Why is she so unlikeable?" Other female politician: <exists, is fun and outgoing> "How are we supposed to take her seriously?" You guys aren't slick.

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  10. Sometimes I think of how funny it would be to run for public office and watch the full blown non-stop tantrum the right would throw after going through my twitter feed for “dirt”

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  11. Jan 2

    RAISE A LITTLE ELK RAISE A LITTLE ELK RAISE A LITTLE ELK

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  12. Jan 2

    "Pregnancy and childbirth are not punishments for sex." THANK YOU for saying it so clearly <3

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  13. Jan 1

    Not all white people are racist but all white people benefit from racism. That is what makes racism a white people's problem to solve. Some are doing a great job learning and listening, this should be #1 on every white person agenda, to eradicate racism until it no longer exists.

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  14. This feels like a prequel pitch for mad max.

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  15. Jan 2

    *man makes shitty comment* “That’s not a man, that’s a boy.” No. ✋ 🛑 We need to accept that fully grown men are saying this stuff and much worse. This line makes it seem like men are impervious to making dumb and harmful statements. Many dumb boys grew up to be dumb men.

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  16. Jan 2

    There’s a woman in my field, bananas good at her job, and the number of women (not men) who consistently negatively describe her as “complicated” “challenging” or “tough” is wild man. She’s a peach compared to so many biz dudes. We gotta do better on loving our own, ladies.

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  17. Post on media: “and in the next two weeks we will have some announcements” Comments: “is it the guess I have?” “Will you confirm or deny something thereby announcing your news here, in the comments, now?” “tell me more, even though you didn’t choose to share more than this yet!”

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  18. Jan 2

    I am hiring someone to manage my tattoo shop, meaning you run the operation AND 5 schedules and a roster of thousands of clients and you have to deal with fart jokes all day. This shop could be yours to make it what you want. Get at me.

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  19. Jan 2

    THE AMOUNT OF ULTRA SERIOUS PUNK ROCK/METAL DUDES WHO ARE COMPLETELY UNAWARE THEY HAVE BECOME THE CONSERVATIVE STEPDADS THEY GREW UP RAILING AGAINST WILL NEVER CEASE TO MAKE ME LAUGH. PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT AS REVOLUTIONARY AS YOU THOUGHT MY FRIEND. LMAO.

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  20. His face went through a bit of a peel/melt.

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  21. Jan 1

    Don’t forget to make art on the first day of the year

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