Tweets
- Tweets, current page.
- Tweets & replies
- Media
You blocked @AoDespair
Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @AoDespair
-
I blocked the mutt. Will someone please dig that fella out of my discards and shove this little news item down his piehole? Thanks much.https://twitter.com/dclaryjr/status/1432876236288765959 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
David Simon RetweetedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
There’s no evacuating you, Ted. Not without leaving the immediate environs as an EPA Superfund site.https://twitter.com/sentedcruz/status/1432847945314021377 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
In which a Republican lawmaker obstructs justice in the most public way humanly possible. Yo, Kev, is you issuing public press statements on a criminal conspiracy?https://twitter.com/gopleader/status/1432820807684739073 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
“I agree with Ann Coulter” has for more than a decade been my designated signal that I am being held at gunpoint and to immediately alert law enforcement. I shall now replace that with “Matt Gaetz can date my teenage daughter.”https://twitter.com/anncoulter/status/1432801983786795017 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Shorter: I’m guilty. Others in my party, too. Stop looking for evidence. Right now. Stop it.https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1432824617253670916 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
I feel your rage. Just spitballing, but until you get the government you want and not the one for which too many other people voted, you should maybe think about storming the Capitol and beating on some police.https://twitter.com/AndrewSolender/status/1432751277960749065 …
1:22Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
There is nothing — nothing at all — remaining in the pantheon of human mendacity that can get you expelled from the U.S. Congress. Fuck a dead girl or traffic in live boys, slander anyone you desire or negate democracy itself and promise violence. Nothing matters.https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1432448825868918785 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
“I’m from the government snd I’m here to help,” sneered Ronald Reagan. But the harder truth is that only as a collective can a society accomplish great things for the commonweal. And the solution for bad governance is not less of it, but better governance.https://twitter.com/ap/status/1432487343047462915 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
I live off Prytania. Presently, I have a fallen tree pressing against my house. And I want the maritime traffic minimized in favor of securing New Orleans and its inhabitants. Now fuck right off, Daniel. You fucking scrote.https://twitter.com/daniel19471270/status/1432494293688668164 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Longitude is a confounding notion for flat-earth mooks.https://twitter.com/marcthiessen/status/1432440582127996932 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
When they finally bury Newt Gingrich, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground. He’s that malformed and twisted.https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1432346635347038209 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
And make sure their shirts are brown. There is absolutely no bottom to what remains of the Republican party. None.https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1432166542683279362 …
1:20Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
A passover parable from Yaron Orbach, a member of my tribe and the director of photography on this dry film set in Maryland: “How is your place in New Orleans?” “I don’t know yet. Friends are headed there to see.” “Did you paint a Star of David on the roof?” “I did not” “Uh oh.”
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
All of them looking for an Industrial Canal retaining wall but willing to settle for whatever target of opportunity they can find. How many more times is Louisiana gonna fuck this one simple thing up?https://twitter.com/PMurphyWWL/status/1432126990442803207 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
David Simon Retweeted
Making my 1st film, Roger & Me, I was broke so I wrote to some famous people to ask for help. Only one responded: Ed Asner. “I don’t know you, kid, but here’s 500 bucks” said the note attached to the check. “Sounds like it’ll be a great film. I was an autoworker once.” R.I.P. Edpic.twitter.com/AuGCNlyNnC
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
As I continue to note, a man takes a few playful photos of himself at a Beaufort, S.C. motel in a Frederick’s of Hollywood corset with one slightly underaged manatee on his arm and the goddam Russians never let him forget.https://twitter.com/Limeylizzie/status/1432139550000832514 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Can’t fucking imagine. Probably just random happenstance.https://twitter.com/themattdimitri/status/1432170108324044800 …
1:15Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.