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David Simon
@AoDespair
Author, journalist, and TV writer/producer. Angriest Man in Television is faint praise indeed.
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Farewell David, may we meet again on another platform. But if not, I will forever think of you fondly when I tell a mindless scrote to eat a bag of stale unwashed dicks.
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Apologies to my nephew, it was his doctorate. I brought his grandmom there to hear his dissertation. She had a wonderful time in Seattle, as well.
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Have spent plenty of time there. Nephew got his master's degree at UW. Have been to the restaurants, the markets, the islands. It's fine. You're a frightened, fearmongering, terrified, self-hyped troglodyte conquered and marginalized by her own worst imaginings. Sorry. No sale.
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Obviously you've never lived in Seattle. And I'd rather be stately than live somewhere that has open drug use, crime, pedophilia in the schools, thousands living in the streets, including veterans. Liberals take zero pride in where they live. As I said, you can have It
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Sir, this is a private dozens.
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Can I join in, you pisshead, ass-licking piece of shite. And lastly an Irish one, tarraing tú fein.
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I can hold my Testor's, with the exception of that one unseemly 5th-grade incident involving Susan Allen, her brownie uniform and a half-assembled model of a P-47 Thunderbolt. You on the other hand are known not to have ventured beyond a missionary position or 3 minutes in years.
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It is true that I am known as vanilla. But, as I think you are well aware, your nickname, among the sexually sophisticated, is "Tofu." The deplorable fatal incident, involving the propane, occurred when you were nearly insensate and driven into a frenzy, from airplane glue. twitter.com/AoDespair/stat…
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That awful, vicious tweet about Paul Pelosi? The ones sneering at customers unhappy at the remergence of racism and Jew-hate in their threads? The declarations telling those providing free content they will pay? A hooker behind the sofa he's dehumanized in his mind? What? twitter.com/Popehat/status
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I will be running for Baltimore City Council President next cycle on a premise that if can become a U.S. Senator with that beard, I can entertain a political career clean-shaven. twitter.com/whimbird/statu
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From your ass, no. You've had a full train of fascists in there having at you for far too many evenings in a row. Maybe just spend time with one or two of your fellow rubes and then maybe catch a movie or something on the off-nights. Everything in moderation.
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We got the house, and still a great chance at the Senate. Who cares if it was a trickle? You guys want to live in crime ridden filthy cities, go ahead. But at least we can stop the bleeding.
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Get back to the kid's table and eat your macaroni and ketchup. The adults are working blue and having fun.
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juvenile liberals in action. you leaving makes Twitter better addition by subtraction
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juvenile liberals in action. you leaving makes Twitter better addition by subtraction
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You wrote "turds," Gene. Your fucking avatar here has for years been a fecal stuffy, but at the very idea of writing the word "shit," you somehow pull up like a Russian attack copter crossing the Ukrainian border in daylight. You delicate, pinkie-raised, tea-sipping wonder.
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You eat turds and masturbate. Beat that, asshole. We are going out in style.
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You shanked that. Let me help, Gene: "Go fuck yourself with a Texas-sized postholer, you taintsniffing, scrotebreathed Christkiller." But as I always say, the important thing about this hellsite is that, as with gold, we simply enjoy every round.
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@AoDespair Hey, David, I am doing this because of the date, and your timing, and because I love and respect you as a friend and a partner: Go fuck yourself with a hamburger spatula, you taint-lick scrote-ass Jew sucker.
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No wonder it took her so damn long to finish.
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My mothers dead you necrophiliac sicko! Now go rob some graves.
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Fuck off, you simplstic shitpiece. All those who continue to provide free content to a platform now being tailored to better service organized disinformation campaigns and racist/anti-Semitic trollery ought to question their own selfish and self-indulgent ethic. Include yourself. twitter.com/JohnsonLewisM/
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Not just a mom joke. An ornately constructed and literate mom joke. Anything worth doing is worth doing well, Robert. Which is why your mom and I always need to keep you down in the basement for the full hour on Thursdays.
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Ooh a mom joke! Did you write for Yo MTV Raps?
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Gave this guy an hour to pony up a real name and stand fast. Nothing. For the best, I suppose, as I would feel a bit bad moving his poor mom out of the dirt-road rancher and giving the property to a family seeking asylum. She's undeserving of such. So now, le bloque, c'est moi.
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1) Not a homophobe, like yourself, and the next comment should in no way be taken as a condemnation of any sexual orientation, but, if you post your real name here, and claim any sexual activity by me with any employees ever, I'll own every shitpile that's yours within a year. twitter.com/washcommies/st…
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You needn't fret. You got nothing worth appropriating, fucknuts. twitter.com/DigitalRenegad
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Still waiting for you to put your real name to the last slander, you gutless coward. And no change in stance with regard to this: Issues not of the same as Weinstein/Moonves/others; no assaults/sex without consent here. Making every case same diminishes/impairs the more serious.
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The guys is such a fucking fraud. He is the one who defended and enabled James Franco. Says a lot! amp.www.complex.com/pop-culture/20
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Yean, that was wild. You would think that the Generalissimo wouldn't still have such a fanbase.
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Yeah it's gonna be sad without you, my personal favorite was the week you got into a feud with the Spanish fascists. But godspeed and one day I hope to meet you in a dive bar and buy you a drink
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You do you. I do me. It's unethical to provide free content and sustain a platform in which the ownership feels comfortable redistributing the slander of an elderly man after he's hammered into an ICU. Now fuck off if you can't abide for the serious thought I've given this, okay?
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you're reacting to something that hasn't yet happened. you're giving up access to a huge audience which enables you to advocate for the causes you care about, all because of an emotionally dysregulated dweeb who changes his mind 20 times/day
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What if I told you that submoronic shit like this and the opportunity to have more on it with Mr. Sparky Car at the helm is what grants me all the certitude in the world. Now fuck right off, trollbot.
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Well, to be fair, Gene, I wanted to sleep with you when we were working on that one script together. You wouldn't wear the shoes, though, all the while insisting that you were a professional writer and I needed to take you seriously.
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Can I claim a quarter of the shitpile if, as a former colleague, I back you up? I would like a share of a rotted-out porch with two incapacitated rocking chairs.
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I remember this. I laughed until I cried. Great.
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this is still one of favorite exchanges on twitter. my daughter is now at denison university majoring in their new journalism program.
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Hate to put her outdoors. She's been such a giver.
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He only has his mom’s shit pile.
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2) Not that I want some fecal-flecked rancher in some red-state backwater for anything, but hey, the principle is sound and good lawyers need to work now and then.
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1) Not a homophobe, like yourself, and the next comment should in no way be taken as a condemnation of any sexual orientation, but, if you post your real name here, and claim any sexual activity by me with any employees ever, I'll own every shitpile that's yours within a year.
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Are you still you still giving blow jobs to grips and best boys on set? Your Security staff in New Orleans has lots of stories on you. Talk about my Mother all you want but my claims are based in reality. Scumbag.
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Ah, The Tattler. Where I first got newsprint on my fingers and forehead. And I've not been right since.
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Thanks for being here. Always been a big fan of your work and still honored to see a fellow Tattler alum say what needs to be said. Love and peace, brother.
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I always aspired to be an ambassador for American culture, as nuanced as it is. As with baseball and jazz music, The Dozens should be one of our more notable gifts to mankind.
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We will miss you a lot. For those of us whose native language is not English, the insults you poured out on a daily basis were a very valuable source of language learning. I greatly admire your work, both your books and television shows, and I wish you the best of luck.
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Time to get your mother to a specialist, Glenn. That mess is kicking the hell out of good antibiotics. twitter.com/Glennfl0875619
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Explains a lot. She took a long time to finish.
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My mom died of boredom after watching Show Me a Hero, how dare you.
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On the contrary, I think those providing free content for a platform now being better tailored by new management as a sinecure for organized disinformation and racist/anti-Semitic provocation have an ethical problem.
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You are not helping the cause at all by leaving.
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Not with your mom wearing those boots.
Good morning all around.
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So are you mad now?
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Not for eight dollars or eight cents. No more free content for a platform that, while already vulnerable, is being tailored for organized disinformation and anti-Semitic/racist provocation. To stay is unethical. Fuck Elon Musk; the technobrat can choke on his new toy.
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David - hanging it up is not you. Just keep going until this asshole boots you.
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He's gonna be fine. Kemp's coattails are gone and Georgia voters are going to have a few more weeks absorbing poor Mr. Walker's damage. twitter.com/VonTeilour/sta
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Fact is this was taking too much of my time. And while there will be no discernible difference in the scriptwork, I confess that I will have more time to carefully finger your mom and convince her to keep quietly voting Democratic. I'll be by Monday. Have her wear those shoes.
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Just go. Nobody will miss your stupid ramblings. Nothing you have done since Season Four of The Wire is anything less than garbage. Go fade into obscurity you angry little pussy.
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Can I have your phone number so I can book you on our next #Geddython, please?
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Gonna be fine. Kemp's coattails ain't there.
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Perhaps you should stay past 12/6 to help see Warnock through!
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Not if I see you first. And your mother can get the back window open.
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See you tomorrow
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Last day on Twitter. But it's a good day.
Fuck Trump, his apologists and fellow-travelers. So much heedless damage done to our republic by that hollow grifter and he hasn't quite shot his bolt yet, but the bastard is now dead weight for Republican cowards. And they deserve it.
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