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@AoDespair

Author, journalist, and TV writer/producer. Angriest Man in Television is faint praise indeed.

Baltimore, MD
Joined August 2012

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Jan 2018

    Taking a quick glance through the foamers, botboys, deplorati and purist ideologues now festering in my dustbin of the blocked, I feel confident that I have one of the finest collections of unsuffered fools in all Christendom.

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  2. 7 hours ago

    If you are a bot with a 1997 algorithm then this tweet is plausibly excusable. Otherwise, call in a digital air strike on this hill you have chosen to defend.

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  4. 7 hours ago

    With apologies to Will fucking Rogers, I never met a profanity I didn’t like. But weirdly, kids in cages, furloughed civil servants & Americans dying because they can’t afford insulin leave me thinking that people focused on naughty words are cheap, scrotelicking outrage pimps.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Hello, . As a business that depends on and markets to women, is this an opinion that you agree with?

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  6. 8 hours ago

    This is rock solid parenting. Make no mistake.

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  7. 8 hours ago

    Happy birthday, . Young or old, it matters not. When you bring the bass line, you’re always grounded, no?

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  8. Rape is an important and definitive crime against women. A rapist is someone who has committed that crime. Flattening any and all complaint, regardless of the circumstance, into sexual assault actually helps to maintain rape culture.

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  9. Rape is a fundamental crime against humanity and deconstructing rape culture is a challenge for society. You've just devalued the accusation of rape, the claim of rapist and you've trivialized rape culture in a single tweet. Congrats. Blocked.

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  10. The important thing with regard to profanity is that we all enjoy ourselves.

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  11. Yeah, no. Just have the waiter bring the check.

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  12. Yiup. Dance like every pecksniffing right-wing Republican troll is watching.

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  13. It's moments like these when I realize you are the most in-character motherfucker on the internet, Mr. President.

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  14. Weird, because they found a bunch of them folks two years later. You may have slept through that part of it, fucknuts.

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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    ., in December, you said that you were not advertising on Tucker Carlson Tonight after his comments about immigrants making our country “dirtier”. Tonight, you advertised on the program. Can you confirm your plans moving forward?

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  16. Well. wait. If they're fed up, we'll all go back to leaving the policies and performance of a world media conglomerate unexamined as we did prior to the last presidential election. I mean how important could the implications of any of this stuff be that we would want them fed up.

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  17. Except Brett Kavanaugh was rapey as all hell. And she dances well. And comparing one to the other is for internet fuckspittles.

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  18. Old enough to remember Dick Cheney telling Pat Leahy to "go fuck yourself" on the Senate floor. And, oh, by the way, go fuck yourself.

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  19. Completely unacceptable. She should have held it to a claim that we are going to move on him like a bitch.

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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    ., as a restaurant chain that depends on women, do you agree with this misogynistic rhetoric? As an advertiser on this program this evening, this is what you’re supporting.

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  21. He came back! Fresh account, same disastrous tweet this morning. He is Homeric and I am beginning to love the mook for it.

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