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@AoDespair

Author, journalist, and TV writer/producer. Angriest Man in Television is faint praise indeed.

Baltimore, MD
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  1. 6 hours ago

    My god, Marco Rubio is empty. I'm old enough to remember when people mistook him for presidential timber.

    For the love of God and Abraham Lincoln do they have photos of you playing golf with the devil or what? Where is your spine?
    22 replies 64 retweets 262 likes
  2. 10 hours ago

    Oh, you need every voice on the Op-Ed page to be agreeable. Not the newspaper, but all outside commentary. Got it.

    Can’t wait for to defend the NYT for publishing this nonsense.
    10 replies 5 retweets 33 likes
  3. 13 hours ago

    The peanut butter and chocolate of paragraphs, in luxuriant embrace, informed sources say.

    I hope the writer took a moment and smiled between ending paragraph one and beginning paragraph two.
    4 replies 26 retweets 145 likes
  4. 16 hours ago

    Public art of a high order. Rivals phone pole portraits of Lionel Ritchie with "Is It Me You're Looking For" headline & pull-off phone nos.

    Seen in my FB feed: Some lady made a cutout of the top half of Spicer's head and is sticking it in random bushes
    6 replies 36 retweets 188 likes
  5. 16 hours ago

    But reannounced by Trump amid the Comey eruption in a pathetic moment of look-over-there. This empty fraud of a man.

    This was brokered in September. Under Obama.
    8 replies 68 retweets 198 likes
  6. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    It's official: Leaks are now the fifth branch of government.

    5 replies 69 retweets 281 likes
  7. 17 hours ago

    What knows about the actuality of the drug war as it is prosecuted on Americans could fit into a thimble.

    0:35
    . praises Session's tough stance on crime and calls out Holder-era DOJ that eased punishment on low level, non-violent crime
    14 replies 60 retweets 195 likes
  8. 17 hours ago

    Man, I am dreading the entire third act of this horror show.

    From a purely Chekhovian perspective, he has to shoot somebody on 5th Avenue before this is over, right?
    23 replies 195 retweets 651 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 12

    The phrase "the second time as farce" comes to mind.

    Remarkable - Spicer repeatedly refuses to answer whether Trump is taping Oval Office conversations.
    4 replies 34 retweets 87 likes
  10. May 12

    Fuck Jeff Sessions: If you're among 12 Americans putting a 13th in jail on a drug charge, you're in Pharoah's Army:

    14 replies 154 retweets 434 likes
  11. May 12

    Repost. Because Jeff Session is returning us to most destructive and dishonorable policy in modern US history:

    6 replies 177 retweets 263 likes
  12. May 12

    Mr. Holder is precise. The war on drugs waged in full managed to destroy quality police work while accomplishing little else.

    What say you, ?
    9 replies 58 retweets 149 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 12

    . Fucking CEO of Aetna says this & 85 of you still haven't cosponsored

    19 replies 188 retweets 568 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 12

    the president talking about taping the FBI director would be a big deal in a world where the Senate still existed

    44 replies 1,499 retweets 4,228 likes
  15. May 12

    PSA for a Friday: Nas is a national fucking treasure:

    4 replies 46 retweets 207 likes
  16. May 12

    Sometimes accuracy stands in another room entirely, alone, weeping softly.

    As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....
    18 replies 82 retweets 339 likes
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    May 12

    I hope someone is talking to hardscrabble blue collar workers about how threatening the former FBI director will bring jobs back.

    58 replies 877 retweets 2,781 likes
  18. May 12

    Impromptu of nothing, the best bandname in the music business presently is Marty Stuart and the Fabulous Superlatives.

    Hey, The Dangling Participles would be a good name for a rock band.
    9 replies 5 retweets 49 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 12
    Replying to

    What Clapper actually said. Under oath.

    8 replies 187 retweets 414 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 12

    I tweeted this yesterday, but should have added a fourth choice: "Threaten in a profoundly disturbing way."

    With trepidation, the nation monitors the President's Twitter page, the platform for his id. Will he defend? Redirect? Or double down?
    2 replies 18 retweets 110 likes

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