alex, what are people telling you a "Life Guard" is
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Replying to @damjody @BrendanDavison and
i can't wait to hear your version of "Deck the Holes"
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Replying to @damjody @BrendanDavison and
sorry, she only likes guys who are literate
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Replying to @damjody @BrendanDavison and
yea he's a Life Guard who blows tenderly on my asshole each night like it is a bowl of Hot Soup
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Replying to @damjody @BrendanDavison and
imagine being so hateful you hate soup
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Replying to @AntiFashGordon @damjody and
One time I hated a soup but that was only because it had lima beans.
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Replying to @TheQueerCrimer @damjody and
that's just science, tho
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