it’s actually impressive that literally all his tweets manage to offer this kind of mandible-straining blowjob to pretentious white guy mediocritypic.twitter.com/QugykfpfRb
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What is wrong with his lips? Gross.
YOU: smiles normally for cameras ME, AN INTELLECTUAL: knows that holding my mouth open like a blowup doll makes my face look slightly thinner + does it for every photo
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I tried to get my license with a slackjaw face but the dmv put the kabosh on that
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absolut killjoys
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Lmao now I'm imagining him setting himself up for his avi pic, it's awkward even in my head
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