HOT TAKE: Oatmeal raisin cookies are the Democratic Party of cookies. They hold themselves out to be a cookie, but when you bite into them, they chastise you for criticizing AIPAC.
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Replying to @5tolife @CrankTeef and
If oatmeal raisin cookies were on Twitter, they’d be the people tagging the FBI in mentions.
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JACK: [apologizes to oatmeal raisin cookies for putting them on the “shit cookie” list] OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES: the problem with Hitler was that he wanted to expand his vision outside of Germany
12:40 PM - 13 Feb 2019
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