Looking for a nanny. Must:
Be 6’9
Weigh in at 420 lbs
Have an IQ of 666
No past experience with children required, these are the only factors that matter to me and my family
Thanks!
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Applying is easy. You’ll need to perform a blood sacrifice ritual this full moon naked and singing with a 1000 candles lit around you. The blood must be your own. Good luck!
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