#CancelledThanksgivingBecause my mom intentionally ran me over this summer and nobody in the family wants to acknowledge it.
Also not invited to my dad's and I think it's because I showed up at his house on Halloween with a hammer and sickle painted on my face, so there's that.
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I so would if you were within 500 miles of me hahaha
Next time, then.
We’ll blast some Natalie Merchant— no singles, deep cuts only— and make fudge while we wreck Proud Boys’ lives and get wrecked on a six-pack of Zima. 
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Legit this sounds like a dream hahaha
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I mean the Zima is a little sus but other than than. I'mma bring Moscow mule fixin's.
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