#CancelledThanksgivingBecause my mom intentionally ran me over this summer and nobody in the family wants to acknowledge it.
Also not invited to my dad's and I think it's because I showed up at his house on Halloween with a hammer and sickle painted on my face, so there's that.
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Replying to @Retroition
You want to come over? We’re doing tofurkey and vegetarian shepherd’s pie with homemade apple pie. I’m gonna dox at least one Proud Boy, too. Depends on how much egg nog I get in me.

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