#CancelledThanksgivingBecause my mom intentionally ran me over this summer and nobody in the family wants to acknowledge it.
Also not invited to my dad's and I think it's because I showed up at his house on Halloween with a hammer and sickle painted on my face, so there's that.
You want to come over? We’re doing tofurkey and vegetarian shepherd’s pie with homemade apple pie.
I’m gonna dox at least one Proud Boy, too. Depends on how much egg nog I get in me. 
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I so would if you were within 500 miles of me hahaha
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Next time, then. We’ll blast some Natalie Merchant— no singles, deep cuts only— and make fudge while we wreck Proud Boys’ lives and get wrecked on a six-pack of Zima.
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How much egg nog do you need? Only asking because I could have it delivered.
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*up !! altho I like that insult
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nog u
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