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Are those nipples

I think that's the right number yea

its ok im pretty sure humans arent real

I am several times the size of an average human and have prominent predator features, surely it’s safe for me to interact with them??

But I am not their sire?

Oh. Oh no.

Please refer to the human phrase "Rule 34 Beauty and the Beast

Hi PLEASE untag me from this, thank you!

I can’t retroactively untag something. Mute the convo?

Research has found that wealthy human corporations such as "EA" have aquired large quantities of currency selling virtual worlds (knows as "video games"), where the human player can, and almost always does, mate with indivisuals of fantasized galacitc species. @masseffect

I'm convinced that humans are the scariest, most potentially destructive force in the galaxy and also a bunch of absolute weirdos...that's why we have the fermi paradox. The aliens simply don't want to talk to us.

"Have they literally ever not been horny????"

That time they were sending a couple of probes out of their star system and thought it was a good idea to stick a mixtape with engraved nude pics?

Oh god. I knew about this, but it occurs to me: Humanity texted the universe a dick pic.