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Writer of comics, fiction, and fairy tales. Less of a princess, more of a witch. Founder of @EmeraldDistro. She/her.

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    1. Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

      Worf has thus far been shut down by Picard before he even punched anyone, and Not Had A Drink With His Enemies.

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    2. Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

      Q is dressed like Napoleon and demanding Riker play a game with him. Tasha Yar has been damseled for speaking. It’s...just like the Internet, really.

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    3. Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

      Was Denise Crosby trying to get herself written off the show yet

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    4. Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

      Patrick Stewart is unironically quoting Shakespeare at Q. I’m in.

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    5. Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

      Worf just described a humanoid, brown-skinned alien species as “animal things” and that just feels...like someone else’s bad scripting decision in his mouth.

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    6. Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

      Worf *finally* gets to kick some ass then gets stabbed by one of the French uniformed Warthog people. Siiiiiigh. (Upon a second look, their skin is a weird mustard yellow) He’s saved by Riker’s temporary?!?!? Q powers.

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    7. Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

      So the Interesting Moral Dilemma becomes: what if you could just magically fix all the problems with your brain powers? Would you, and would it do any good, ultimately?

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    8. Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

      Riker, once given the Q power, is also immediately an arrogant asshole, i.e. being disrespectful to Picard, etc.

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    9. Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

      Wait if Q has an encyclopedic knowledge of earth history and media and culture does this mean he’s a weeb

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    10. Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

      Riker is giving magical gifts to the crew (except Data, who wisely nopes out): sight to Geordie (who said wow rad okay put me back), being ten years older to Wesley (because teens have super good judgement), a random hot Klingon girlfriend for Worf.

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      Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

      Yeah everybody’s rejecting the gifts because they’re not idiots. Riker decides not to Q, is regular level asshole again. Poor Worf. He’s disconnected from his own culture and de facto celebate. And yet I’m confident he would tear the throats out of the incel subreddit.

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        2. Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

          Data: Sir, how is it that the Q can... handle time and space so well, and us so badly? Me: Replace “Q” with “everyone else” and “us” with “me” and you have the title of my memoir.

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        3. Dystopianne Bean‏ @AnneBeanTweets Feb 14

          In conclusion: If a god offers you power, consider that he might be an arrogant little tit and you might become one, too.

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