My 13 yr old niece on the telephone:
"Can I interview you for a psychology project at school?"
Me: "Yes, what's it about?"
Niece: "How naughty you were at school"
Me: "How do you know I was naughty at school?"
Niece: "You seem the type!"
Me: "We may be a while"

Replying to @mrchrisjohn
Agreed 
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1:08 AM - 11 Feb 2020
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