Just joined a dating site again.
Despite what everyone says about not looking or waiting for the unexpected, the harsh reality is that, unless I go out and actually meet men, there is zero chance of me meeting anyone.
Wish me luck 
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First message "Let's go out on a nice sexy date and see how it goes" Let's notpic.twitter.com/jEJpGHk68l
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Things I'm starting to remember about why I hate dating - Hi trouble - Looking for a partner in crime - I won't bite you unless you ask nicely Who teaches them to write this tedious, unoriginal shit? And who responds to this tedious shit?
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Replying to @Flaminhaystack
I remember starting to write a book of ‘chat up lines to make you shudder’ when I started to online date. It was quite frightening. That and that overwhelming amount of men holding giant fish
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Someone suggested it might be the hunter gatherer type mind set. ‘Me bring food, me protect you’ 
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