Questions my kids ask me through the bathroom door: What are you doing? Can I come in? What are you doing now? How long will you be? Can I come in? Can I have a drink? Can you dig your eyeballs out with a spoon? And other such pleasures.
Replying to @DrJessTaylor
I get the kids and the dog trying to get in 

4:37 AM - 2 May 2019
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