I haven’t checked my mail all week,not expecting anything,bills are auto paid. But,I suddenly thought what if I have a rich uncle I didn’t know about and he died and left me a bunch of money and a beach house in California? I checked the mail,no dice. Genuinely a bit disappointed
I’d say that forward you some of the maybe 6/7 beneficiary emails I’ve had this week but you’d be very disappointed in them too... unless you fancied having a little play with the scamming muppets 
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