This made me happy. Sound on!
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Duchess of Hearts @AnnaDsays
Attorney by day. Crazy cat Mom by night. Boymom. Adorkable. UTLaw, Seminoles. Pronoun: Your Grace. I swear a lot.
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Texans, educate this gentleman on proper chili please. But be nice, is friend
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Thatβs insane. Chili has beans. Itβs justβ¦ how itβs madeβ¦ how itβs always been madeβ¦ thereβs even a whole class of beans called βchili beans.β
Iβm never listening to any Texan sh*t on KC barbecue after learning this. The conversation will end with an air horn in their ear.
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We're just killing it this week
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BREAKING: Disaster averted at Austin airport after FedEx cargo plane aborts landing, narrowly missing a Southwest Airlines plane
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I was so fucking productive today, I don't even know who I am.
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Peep was a big help today, too. Supervised putting all things away as only he can
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This is so wonderful! Just a hint of mischief in his expression! Thank you!
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Was warm enough to sit outside today for a bit. Turned in to a beautiful day after a wild week.
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When it was dark out scenes like this were playing out across Austin. It looked like power flashes from a tornado.
It was intense. twitter.com/mkelly007/stat
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Big-Time Top-10 road win as our Horns stay atop the Big 12 standings ππ»π€π»
And, it was a hard-fought, gutsy comeback victory, too β outscoring K-State 44-30 in the second half in the Little Apple ππ»
Itβs on to Lawrence and KU for another Top-10 tilt on Big Monday (8 pm CT/ESPN) twitter.com/texasmbb/statu
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Context: I took his Christmas tree down today. Saddest boy ever
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"It always feels like somebody's watching meeeeeee"
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Y'all, Ziggy is killing me. He's actually crying. The saddest meows, mournful staring, and actual tears in his eyes. He's just sitting here being the saddest boy. βΉοΈ
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Feline depression. βΉοΈ imma have to get them a big cat tree
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Next year, buddy!
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Why does super glue never work on the things I buy it to mend???? Hot glue or gtfo
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I'm de-Christmasfying today. Yes, today. I know it's February. My decorations bring me joy and I left them up late this year and I don't care.
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Chainsaws are the soundtrack du jour.
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Not today, Satan
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He also oversaw cutting back on the tree trimming policy/budget π
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Donβt ignore βs role in this entire debacle.
He was Mayor for 8 years and spent his final term focused almost exclusively on homeless issues.
He wasnβt interested in core services like etc.
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Oh fuck off
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Itβs not an easy task for US military to shoot down China's stratospheric airship which is out of control. US military needs to try various methods before finally doing so. So it's best to let the balloon fly out of the US by itself.
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Now muting "balloon". Watches entire time line disappear.
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Yeah, I shoe horned myself around the sweetest ball of fluff
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Peep has stolen my pillow and I let him keep it because I need him to live forever.
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Fritz is always showing off!
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For real though
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Y'all, my mom has ZERO items "saved for later" in her Amazon account. How...what...what is this witchcraft??? I think my saved for later cart is up to $30 million dollars by now.
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Waiting for the "this on big landscaping" theories to start...π€
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BREAKING: Chinese βspy balloonβ lands in DC. It turns out it is an early Valentineβs gift for California Representative Eric Swalwell, with the words βI LOVE YOU, ERIC!β printed in the side. π€·π½ββοΈ
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The damage to the trees is awful. Really big oaks are snapped like twigs. All over. Man, this is crazy.
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Haters will say it's fake
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Getting all melty. Still a mess but it should be better tomorrow.
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