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“We came at 9:45.” The fuck you did! I’ve been sitting here, man. You said you’d be here between 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. which is absurd anyway.
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A FedEx delivery person will straight up blow on your door and then shrug and walk away. I been sitting here the whole time, man! KNOCK!
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“We’ll be there sometime between next Wednesday and December 3 to pick up your package.” What is going on.
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I’ve literally been sitting at my computer, looking out on the street, watch FedEx drive by, refreshed tracking and it was >
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“Delivery attempted - no one home.”
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My desk overlooks the front door and I have caught them at it and yelled out the window
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Cable company installers use the same method
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But UPS will see me through the window, yet still knock like a pre-dawn raid* causing my dogs to go insane *a non-Manafort raid, of course
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Or (in my experience) lie about delivering the package at all. I got a dog; I know when someone's been in front of my house or not.
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Omggg do u stay in Harlem
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