It’s a brushback pitch from the universe. It’s that universe using mom voice to say don’t make me come down there.
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Let’s see what we can do to get that asteroid to “yes”.
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Even asteroids don’t want to touch this planet
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I refuse to worry about one more stinkin' thing til 2030.
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What does it say about my mental state that I want it to hit?
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Astrophysicists will be talking about how it accelerated because of the slingshot effect and it'll be like "Nah, I just didn't want any of whatever the fuck they got going on down there."
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