Clementine is where we need our friends from Toronto to think we eat brunch.
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The most popular festivals in this city are, in no particular order: one where you overheat all day on a tarp with filthy feet, one where you watch indie theatre on folding chairs without A/C, and one where you drink in elementary school gyms with other people’s grandparents
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When you get too fancy with your T’s
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I spent $3600 at the University and today it finally paid off.
Congrats to
Thanks
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Hey #winnipeg there is a free outdoor comedy show every Tuesday at The Garden (955 Portage Ave). Tonight's show features Dana Smith headlining, hosting and some very funny guests.
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LOL ya’ll blocked me because they tweeted “nope” to B*ll C*sby touring and I reminded them that they welcomed Louis CK back with open arms. Please like and retweet to let them know we won’t forget!❤️
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Eat salt, Pray for water, Love sitting down. Summer mantra ‘21.
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Before the pandemic my main goal was to record a comedy album. Now my main goal is to keep my dog and boyfriend hydrated. Always shoot for the moon 🙏
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Missing 12-year-old sought by police wfp.to/7ll
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“I noticed this wasn’t an option on the Dominos app, but is there any way the delivery guy could throw it on the floor when he gets here?”
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It’s crazy that companies still do this. Pay me to test your makeup. I need the work and the makeup. Sign the Petition! chng.it/cNMd45c9 via
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me every night to my jackbox crew
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I often get notices from my bank asking me to vote for who will chair what or something. The only vote I want my bank to include me on is what kind of robot will guard my money.
The answer is Razer from robot wars.
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Two of my live university classes have been replaced with pre-recorded lectures.
Even when I pay someone $900 to hang out with me they won’t.
You don’t know what it means to be a loser until you’ve been stood up by multiple professors in one day.
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I know the internet is capable of accomplishing great things when we all band together. So please. Let’s stop whoever’s out there covering Cher’s Believe.
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I’m so horny for rain
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Had this really amazing moment celebrating Father’s Day with my dad, my brother and his son where everyone got each other tweezers, I’ve never seen them so happy.
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What is it like to make $30,000 a year?
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WHOA! Those were some fun battles.
We're down to 8
@Sra_5000
@typenren
@TheRealRorch
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Just saw a pro-life billboard with ‘pro-choice’ written in spray paint at the bottom. I’ve always wanted to see that. It’s about time, Banksy.
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You guys ever wonder if the old Hanson brother had a different dad?
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Every time I see someone post standup right now I’m like UGH that was sooo 2019
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and I’m feeling better than ever
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having a lot of cool revelations like:
-thrown together pasta/noodle dishes can actually be delicious
-naps are more useful than previously thought
-i am the sole cause of all my problems
-painting is fun and relaxing
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(((Goth Girl Talk was filmed from the safety of our spooky homes on our haunted iPhones)))
Feat. @SugarDahling @corybantiasm & Ashley Burdett
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“What are you kids doing down there?”
“Getting into Satan!!!”
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All this down time is making me so creative
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If you’re in #Winnipeg and going a bit stir-crazy I made you a bingo card. Print it out, post it to your IG story, go nuts
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Jesse has been pretending his hands are hooves and petting my face while saying “we love the horse lady.”
The student becomes the teacher.
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I just watched How to Fix a Drug Scandal, The Other Two, Ozark and Tiger King and that pretty much covers everything I like. Does anyone else like those four things and know about a fifth thing I can now watch?
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There are challenges for couples in quarantine, too
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How many bags of weed did you find since the snow melted? I’m at one per day.
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Is Friday too soon to start throwback Thursday
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FOERIDMGO
Fear of everyone realizing I don’t miss going out
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I’m sorry—so there’s a missing person and the man with this living room is not the prime suspect? #TigerKing
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honestly Coyote Ugly should make a sequel
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Some inspiration for these difficult times. 💗💗💗😍
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