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actor/writer from Midwestern U.S., married to @SarahThyre, father of two

Joined July 2010
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    Andy Richter Verified account ‏@AndyRichter Apr 8

    My daughter's new bedspread looks like a coffin lining.pic.twitter.com/TYLmdoLx0Y

    • Retweets 58
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    • Allie Mrakovich Brandon Turner clownbaby13 Clair Casares Kel Sey rikpayne Amy Laura Cox Ricardo dos Santos
    12:53 PM - 8 Apr 2016
    58 retweets 786 likes
      1. I Like Cats UK ‏@Manda_like_wine Apr 8

        @AndyRichter Can I borrow this in like 40 years?

        0 retweets 18 likes
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      3. Blah-di-dah ‏@PoguePhilosophy Apr 8

        @Manda_like_wine @AndyRichter is this a threat?

        0 retweets 4 likes
      4. I Like Cats UK ‏@Manda_like_wine Apr 8

        @PoguePhilosophy @AndyRichter nah, you'll be dead already

        0 retweets 4 likes
    1. YOUNG MT ‏@MXTracy66 Apr 8

      @AndyRichter It looks like you and your wife don't believe in vaccination.

      0 retweets 5 likes
    2. (((Bob))) ‏@ilovepemmican Apr 8

      @AndyRichter She'll be missed.

      0 retweets 5 likes
    3. kyle Thomas ‏@Kyle__Thomas Apr 8

      @AndyRichter may she rest in peace. Until it's time for school.

      0 retweets 5 likes
    4. Steven Mangold ‏@SevenRedBlurs Apr 8

      @AndyRichter bed, bath and the great beyond

      0 retweets 6 likes
    5. Mr. Resistor ‏@MistorResistor Apr 8

      @AndyRichter ...for a clown funeral

      0 retweets 2 likes
    6. Michael Kelly ‏@mikekelly215 Apr 8

      @AndyRichter That'll save you some money when the time comes...

      0 retweets 3 likes
    7. shalewa sharpe ‏@silkyjumbo Apr 8

      @AndyRichter i thought you typed "bedbug spread" and i thought, "...yep."

      0 retweets 1 like
    8. Sarah Hutto ‏@huttopian Apr 8

      @AndyRichter Two birds, one stone.

      0 retweets 1 like
    9. jillyann81 ‏@jillyjane1 Apr 9

      @AndyRichter omg Id throw that out so fast

      0 retweets 1 like
    10. russell rebrand ‏@TweetsByJesse Apr 8

      @AndyRichter Did this man sell it to you?pic.twitter.com/g3XIXBrDaz

      0 retweets 1 like
    11. (((Russell Brasel))) ‏@RussellBrasel Apr 8

      @AndyRichter Only because you were too cheap to get the gold satin lining for Aunt Trudy, you skinflint.

      0 retweets 1 like
    12. Yes, it's Lyle ‏@lblandry Apr 8

      @AndyRichter she'll be able to rest in peace every night

      0 retweets 1 like
    13. Andrew Brink ‏@TigerBoone Apr 8

      @AndyRichter she's gonna wake up with all kinds of lines across her face

      0 retweets 1 like
    14. Wooteedee ‏@Wooteedee Apr 8

      @AndyRichter or a clown's pants

      0 retweets 1 like
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      My daughter's new bedspread looks like a coffin lining. pic.twitter.com/TYLmdoLx0Y
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    16. Rich Sparks ‏@SparksRich Apr 8 New Hampshire, USA

      @AndyRichter Are those decoy bedbugs? Real bedbugs see them and say, "Nah, there's already too many here" and leave.

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