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actor/writer from Midwestern U.S., married to @SarahThyre, father of two

Joined July 2010
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    Andy Richter Verified account ‏@AndyRichter Mar 14

    Man, these days you really have to brace yourself before asking someone their baby's name

    • Retweets 515
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    • ˗ˏˋ meg ˊˎ˗ Bruh bruh Gladys Horiuchi Emily Ann Sylvan Perez Ryan Zepaltas Lisa McKinnon Juicy J from LSU BJ Gauna
    7:09 AM - 14 Mar 2016
    515 retweets 1,864 likes
      1. Danny Zuker ‏@DannyZuker Mar 14

        @AndyRichter True story, I just met a baby named Joyce.

        2 retweets 52 likes
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      3. Andy Richter ‏@AndyRichter Mar 14

        @DannyZuker after DeWitt no doubt

        0 retweets 20 likes
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      5. John Moe ‏@johnmoe Mar 14

        @AndyRichter @DannyZuker Yesterday, I heard about a baby named Mulva. For real.

        0 retweets 7 likes
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      7. Andy Richter ‏@AndyRichter Mar 14

        @johnmoe @DannyZuker you sure that wasn't a baby with Mulva? Like maybe it's a skin condition?

        0 retweets 6 likes
      8. Michael Ian Black ‏@michaelianblack Mar 14

        @AndyRichter @johnmoe @DannyZuker Guys, a mulva is a male vulva. We all have them.

        1 retweet 37 likes
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      1. drewtoothpaste ‏@drewtoothpaste Mar 14

        @AndyRichter preschool hallway with names on cubbies looks like someone threw a bunch of scrabble tiles

        5 retweets 73 likes
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      3. Mow the grass Tyson ‏@lordbeef Mar 14

        @drewtoothpaste @AndyRichter my kid was in a class with three braydens all spelled differently

        1 retweet 8 likes
      1. kenny kratz ‏@HumanPog Mar 14

        @AndyRichter kailenn

        0 retweets 11 likes
      2. harambe bantu ‏@atbobb Mar 14

        @HumanPog @AndyRichter Brylee

        0 retweets 4 likes
    1. Jordan St.John ‏@saints_gambit Mar 14 Toronto, Ontario

      @AndyRichter And the conversion to the final stage of the Andy life cycle is complete: He's gone full Rooney.

      0 retweets 12 likes
    2. Josh Hara ‏@yoyoha Mar 14

      @AndyRichter one time i asked someone what his newborn daughters name was and when he said "evan" i laughed and said no really

      0 retweets 6 likes
    3. M@ ‏@MattRivest Mar 14

      @AndyRichter I enjoy people's sigh of relief when I tell them my son's name is William.

      0 retweets 5 likes
    4. Marios ‏@ItsaMeMarios Mar 14

      @AndyRichter my son R31der didn't like this tweet one bit Andy

      0 retweets 6 likes
    5. Johnny Wolf ‏@Johnny_Wolfe Mar 14

      .@AndyRichter My sister's kid is named Brace.

      0 retweets 5 likes
      1. Phoebe Lindsay ‏@WittyKittyMews Mar 14

        @AndyRichter I know, I know someone named her kid Dylan spelled Dillyon. I thought my name was odd.

        0 retweets 0 likes
      2. William James Hyland ‏@THEREALZONEZERO Mar 14

        @WittyKittyMews @AndyRichter your name sounds distinguished

        0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Phoebe Lindsay ‏@WittyKittyMews Mar 14

        @THEREALZONEZERO @AndyRichter thank you

        0 retweets 0 likes
      4. William James Hyland ‏@THEREALZONEZERO Mar 14

        @WittyKittyMews @AndyRichter You're welcome

        0 retweets 0 likes

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