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actor/writer from Midwestern U.S., married to @SarahThyre, father of two

Joined July 2010
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    1. Andy Richter ‏@AndyRichter 27 Jul 2015

      OH NO WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!! Conan O'Brien Targeted in Lawsuit Claiming He Lifted Jokes from Twitterhttp://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/conan-obrien-targeted-lawsuit-claiming-811210 …

      72 retweets 327 likes
      Andy Richter Verified account ‏@AndyRichter 27 Jul 2015

      There's no possible way more than one person could have concurrently had these same species-elevating insights! THESE TAKES ARE TOO HOT!

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      12:13 PM - 27 Jul 2015
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        1. dax shepard ‏@daxshepard1 27 Jul 2015

          @AndyRichter I know! Cause I NEVER read the same joke 10 times by 10 different people who don't know each other on Twitter. Never.

          29 retweets 214 likes
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        3. nick kroll ‏@nickkroll 27 Jul 2015

          @daxshepard1 @AndyRichter I know! Because I never read da same joke 10 times by 10 different ppl who don't know each other on Twitter. ever.

          16 retweets 280 likes
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        5. dax shepard ‏@daxshepard1 27 Jul 2015

          @nickkroll @AndyRichter Lawyer Up Motherfucker!

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        7. nick kroll ‏@nickkroll 27 Jul 2015

          @daxshepard1 @AndyRichter get a lawyer, mofo!

          1 retweet 34 likes
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        9. Reso Lotions ‏@TrivagoD 28 Jul 2015

          @nickkroll @daxshepard1 @AndyRichter as u know, nick kroll has connections in the courts.he'll get u marty singer, you'll win no matter what

          0 retweets 0 likes
        10. Reso Lotions ‏@TrivagoD 28 Jul 2015

          @daxshepard1 @AndyRichter nick kroll's father scouts + hires dirty cops who then assist with winning civil suits by criminalizing plaintiff

          0 retweets 0 likes
        11. dax shepard ‏@daxshepard1 28 Jul 2015

          @TrivagoD @AndyRichter the only thing your tweet has shined a light on is your craziness.

          0 retweets 2 likes
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        13. Reso Lotions ‏@TrivagoD 28 Jul 2015

          @daxshepard1 @AndyRichter daniel tosh crazy 4 calling out jules b kroll's involvement in comedy check check at 8:15http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQrpzmfi8UU …

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      1. (((Crooked Riley))) ‏@ryesilverman 27 Jul 2015

        @AndyRichter It's gonna be real awkward tonight when Conan opens his monologue with "OH NO WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!!"

        1 retweet 2 likes
      2. nestopesto ‏@Nestopesto 27 Jul 2015

        @AndyRichter I'd reply with something witty but, you know, Conan might use it tonight.

        1 retweet 7 likes
      3. stefan heck ‏@boring_as_heck 28 Jul 2015

        @AndyRichterpic.twitter.com/A8k7USW5cX

        0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Drift ‏@Inanity101 27 Jul 2015

        @AndyRichter it's unfathomable that two people could have noticed the phallic nature of the monument AND have seen that Seinfeld episode

        0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Johnny Johnerson ‏@jperk1 27 Jul 2015 Eden Prairie, MN

        @AndyRichter this lawsuit is a loser.. Conan is original and the best

        1 retweet 1 like
      6. BigMcLrgHuge ‏@BigMcLrgHuge 27 Jul 2015

        @AndyRichter CAPS LOCK HAS BEEN COPYRIGHTED SORRY ANDY

        0 retweets 3 likes
      7. King Radness ‏@KingRadness 27 Jul 2015

        @AndyRichter if you guys steal my trumps hair as his vp joke i swear to god

        0 retweets 5 likes
      8. Steve Gibson ‏@fazor3d 27 Jul 2015

        @AndyRichter The giveaway was when Conan ended the joke with "Hashtag Thatswhatshesaid"

        0 retweets 4 likes
      9. Amy ‏@UsernameAmy 27 Jul 2015

        @AndyRichter I can't tell you how many times I scroll through tweets & find that someone stole a joke right out of my HEAD. So mad.

        0 retweets 2 likes
      10. Pierre Menard ‏@PierreMenard 27 Jul 2015

        @AndyRichter lmbo

        0 retweets 2 likes
      11. Richard Sharp ‏@mrsharpphoto 27 Jul 2015

        @AndyRichter dude...are you thinking what i'm thinking??? IF SO, I'M GONNA SUE YER ASS.

        0 retweets 2 likes
      12. (((Maggie P))) ‏@maggiepriceless 29 Jul 2015

        .@AndyRichter my grandmother used to say great minds think alike and fools seldom differ. She swiped it from Mark Twain. Without credit...

        0 retweets 1 like

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