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Andy Richter Verified account ‏@AndyRichter 23 Mar 2015

If I went in to buy a car & Ted Cruz was the salesman, I'd travel five towns over to buy that car from someone else

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    1. Doug Powers ‏@ThePowersThatBe 23 Mar 2015

      .@AndyRichter At least you'd have that choice. Obama would just mandate that you buy a car from him and then brag about how many he sold.

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    1. Mr. Drey ‏@Drey0307 23 Mar 2015 Sioux Falls, SD

      .@AndyRichter if Obama was the salesman he'd just steal my car and call me a racist for wanting it back.

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    3. LetItBurnUSA ‏@LetItBurnUSA 23 Mar 2015

      @Drey0307 @AndyRichter Or he'd tell you that you didn't buy that car. Somebody else bought that car for you.

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    1. Boomer ‏@jeff_cornwell 23 Mar 2015

      @AndyRichter Reason no.189,843 why you're irrelevancy is growing by the day. When he's president, will you promise to move 5 countries over?

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    3. Duke Silver ‏@Nick_McGurk 23 Mar 2015

      @jeff_cornwell @AndyRichter lol he's currently running at a red hot 4% 👍👍👍

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    4. Boomer ‏@jeff_cornwell 23 Mar 2015

      @Nick_McGurk @AndyRichter So, like..2 problems with your expert analysis. The "poll" was taken a week ago and he's the ONLY candidate yet!

      0 retweets 1 like
    1. L ‏@OrwellForks 23 Mar 2015

      .@AndyRichter Do you refuse to do business with all minorities, or just Hispanics?

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    1. Smooth......B ‏@bfinstock 23 Mar 2015

      .@AndyRichter Wow. Hard to believe Conan's show is a complete failure with gems like that.

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    2. Blue-collar nobody ‏@BurgerVonStadt 23 Mar 2015

      .@bfinstock So, is @AndyRichter a racist then? He won't buy a car from a hispanic man. Seems racist. I dunno.

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    3. Smooth......B ‏@bfinstock 23 Mar 2015

      @BurgerVonStadt @andyrichter He's racist and not funny. Bad combo.

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    1. Jim Treacher ‏@jtLOL 23 Mar 2015

      #racism RT @AndyRichter If I went in to buy a car & Ted Cruz was the salesman, I'd travel five towns over to buy that car from someone else

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  1. Dylan Jouliot ‏@therealdylanp 23 Mar 2015

    @AndyRichter I would feel 1000 times more comfortable with Tom Cruise as president than Ted Cruz.

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  2. Kevin Mackie ‏@Kevin_Mackie 23 Mar 2015

    @AndyRichter you should walk 5 towns over, fat boy.

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    1. JJF729 ‏@JonathonJFelix 23 Mar 2015

      @AndyRichter Does this mean you would go five countries over if he's elected?

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  3. Lee ‏@lmsjrpol 23 Mar 2015

    @AndyRichter So what makes you hate him so much? Anything he has actually done to you, or just what other libtards say?

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    1. John Giglio ‏@lilium479 23 Mar 2015 Ohio, USA

      Talk about abject stupidity. Your bias is only overshadowed by your ignorance. @AndyRichter

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    2. Galt's Goat ‏@Red__Rover 23 Mar 2015

      He probably has flunkies buy cars for him. How can he know anything about the average car buyer's experiences? LOL @lilium479 @AndyRichter

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