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Seriously, pick a place on earth and odds are women are getting the shit end of the stick there#. Pick a time in human history and women are getting the rawest of raw deals. Then try not caring. Try feeling like everything’s fine. Because it is fucking appalling. Appalling.
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Honestly, my being angry only 80% of the time is positively fucking luxurious
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I’ve said it before and say it again; if I was a woman I’d be angry all of the time.
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Yeah, because he’s a know-nothing moron whose presidential concerns are being spoon-fed to him by the Russians who fund himhttps://twitter.com/byrontau/status/1081223887604600832 …
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There's a curious tic Trump has that reveals that he suffers from imposter syndrome: The way he tries to marshal unnamed people in support of his policies ("many people," "a lot of people say," etc.). He has zero confidence in his own ability, convictions, and decisions.
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It ought to be pretty easy to apologize for joking about physically abusing your son if he were gay, you know, if you really no longer thought that was an OK thing to say.
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Shitting your pants at Harry Potter World is cosplay now
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STAY OUT OF MY MINDpic.twitter.com/VdItTwEZfP
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These fucking numbskulls in the White House don’t even know what the government they run does. Once again, way to go, whitey. Millions face delayed tax refunds, cuts to food stamps as White House scrambles to deal with shutdown’s consequenceshttps://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/millions-face-delayed-tax-refunds-cuts-to-food-aid-as-white-house-scrambles-to-deal-with-shutdown/2019/01/04/b5b58616-0fa3-11e9-8938-5898adc28fa2_story.html …
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The story of this Presidency is perfectly embodied by most federal workers having a 1.9 percent pay increase cancelled by the President himself, and fat raises for those at the top. It’s not about optics - it’s actually about how they view money. They think it’s theirs.
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Taking a big swig from my “WE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT THE WIZARDS IN HARRY POTTER DID WITH THEIR TURDS BEFORE THE INVENTION OF THE TOILET” mug and checking the timeline
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New article out from Entertainment Weekly with me! Read it here and watch Giggle Fit tonight at 11pm on Comedy Central!
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Conservatives love the 50s. But for some reason they don’t love the free college and 90 percent marginal tax rate that produced the era.
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I'm really sick of reading "Would impeaching be bad for the Democrats" and not "Would allowing two more years of this be disastrous for the country?"
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This website is a really good window into just how much of an unmet need there is for high-quality talk therapy.
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[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night [Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning [Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened
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Thank you, California.pic.twitter.com/csf00Acbf5
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