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Why am I not surprised that the majority of blue checkmark tweets are anti-drag
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My dad has a Kennedy half dollar and insists it’s worth $5k.
And he’s insisting a Sacagawea coin is Susan B. Anthony
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Seriously, wth is going on?
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Here we go again. Two teenagers delivering groceries shot at by Florida homeowner when they accidentally went to the wrong address. No charges filed. (Video: NBC6)
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Julia Fox
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People need to go outside, get sunshine, and drink water.
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founding father’s vision?? If you described the internet to Benjamin Franklin he would shit himself and pass out
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Yikes
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Curious how many people actually signed up for Twitter Blue yesterday and today? Well, I've got the numbers and I'll be telling them to @JoyAnnReid on MSNBC in ten minutes.
Here's a hint: They were net +28 between signups and cancellations. Not 2,800. Twenty-eight.
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I can tweet for free, why would I pay to be verified? I’m not a public figure. The purpose of verification was to determine which prominent accounts were real vs imposters. If anyone can pay to be verified it defeats the purpose. It’s basically a vanity checkmark now.
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Apparently you think your tweets are too, otherwise you wouldn’t spend so much time on this app. All I ask is you consider the point i’m making and why verification of who you are May ONE DAY be important.
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Who needs a blue check when you have a BLUE WHALE?
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JUST IN: The Supreme Court protects access to a widely used abortion drug by freezing lower-court rulings that placed restrictions on medication abortion
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Ben Shapiro’s idea of utopia
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Ben Shapiro says local communities should be able to ban "men wearing traditional female clothing in public" mediamatters.org/ben-shapiro/be
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The blue checkmark used to make me pay more attention to your tweets. Now it makes me scroll past you.
The amount of people saying “we won” in response to this have no idea how grim this actually is. Buzzfeed News’ award-winning investigative reporting literally freed a man who was falsely imprisoned for 23 years by a Chicago detective
We’re actually losing some great reporting
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This is adorable
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Looks like @vp just found her plus one in Jeremiah 
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Raquel angry at Oliver for not being divorced while she was cheating with a married man??????? Girl bye! Goodbye! Be gone from this land! #VanderpumpRules
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Waiting for Ron Desantis to get upset over this
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This Alien Superstar x Shake It Off mashup goes!!
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Iconic
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‘SMILE’ was reportedly the most profitable original movie of 2022, generating a net profit of $101M.
(deadline.com/2023/04/smile-)
This barely sounds like her
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AI Beyoncé covers “Bloody Mary” by Lady Gaga 
Did you find the voice similar?
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Business Queen
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Taylor Swift turned down a $100 million deal with crypto exchange company FTX after asking if they were selling ‘unregistered securities.’
The now-bankrupt company and the celebrities it partnered with are now being sued for promoting the sale of unregistered securities.
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Regardless of the terms of the settlement, Dominion’s lawsuit will have an impact on news organizations like Fox going forward.
If you knowingly peddle in lies, the “cost of doing business” includes high-profile litigation, a massive settlement, and public embarrassment.
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Ok but I want a full version asap
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Listen to this AI generated song featuring Drake & The Weeknd.
It goes so damn hard.
It's by "Ghostwriter977" on TikTok and it's blowing up on socials + streaming platforms.
UMG, which controls around 1/3 of the global music market, has already asked streaming platforms to ban… Show more
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Marcia is the moment. She is the cold, distant mother we never had. #Succession
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“a taxi to the subway so she can go home to her little apartment” maybe the coldest line on the show
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Listen to this AI generated song featuring Drake & The Weeknd.
It goes so damn hard.
It's by "Ghostwriter977" on TikTok and it's blowing up on socials + streaming platforms.
UMG, which controls around 1/3 of the global music market, has already asked streaming platforms to ban… Show more
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